[Mix of Dance Music starts up and the crowd is on its feet. Out from behind the curtain steps a beautiful woman who looks to be 19 or 20 years old. She has short blonde hair and as she strolls to the ring there is a visible tatoo on her back. She climbs in the ring and every man's jaw drops. She grabs a mic and begins to speak]

Woman: Greeetings motha bitchaz, uh I mean CWF fans. My name is Sarah and I am the President's Assistant. You see, he is a very busy man and he doesn't always have time to come out here and talk to all of his favorite people, you his adoring fans. So that will be my job. I'm sure you all came here to see some great action tonight here in the Blair-Jericho Hour. And that's exactly what you will see, because they are too bad motha bitchaz. The President knows that they are capable of putting together a good show. So he's taking care of the Brawls and leaving these shows to them. We hope you will all soon understand why the phrase "Anything can happen" is very fitting for the CWF these days. In fact tonight, I will be sitting ringside to watch my favorite CWF World Champ, Z-Pac beat up the American Turncoat, Pledge Allegiance. Oh and one other thing, tonight, we will have a winner there. Anything goes in that hardcore rules match. Now with that, let's get back to the show. So Mr. DJ, could you please hit my music. And good night CWF fans.

[Sarah strolls to the back as her dance mix is played. The crowd is in awe of her beauty. She flirts with the guys in the front row as she heads to the back. And goes back through the curtain as her music stops]

Paul Blair: Good evening and welcome tonight's Blair-Jericho Hour. That's right here tonight we have 2 big matches and a Royal Rumble to end the evening. So if you can believe it, we are finally ready to show you what Blair and Jericho can do to wrestling. Now we are going to start things off with a look at some of tonight's wrestlers.

[Suddenly Wildcard's music is heard on the intercom. Wildcard heads to the ring with the National Title across his shoulder. The fans are giving him a very strong reaction. Blair is not happy that he has been interrupted by Wildcard. Wildcard slides underneath the ropes and gets a mic.]

Wildcard: Blair, tonight you think you are going to screw me? Oh no, not screw me. Screw you! This title the one that fits so nicely around my waist that it's like it was made with me in mind, is no longer going to be defended by me. I've had it with your little plots. So I'm done with it.

[When he concludes, Wildcard dumps the title in a nearby garbage can and leaves through the crowd. Blair and Jericho do not know what to do, but the first thing Blair can do is race over to the garbage can and grab the National Title out of there. He then begins to sling it around his head in celebration.]

Paul Blair: Tonight has already started off with a very big announcement. The world's worst champion ever has come out and said screw me! Well no thanks. You out of here is good enough for me.

“Golden One” Jeff Jericho: What is going to happen now. Who are we going to award the National Title to, here tonight?

[Blair is now talking to someone in the back]

Paul Blair: Yeah that's right, get the big celebration ready early tonight. Oh and call security. I want them to keep an eye on Wildcard. I want him out of here tonight. He's done.

[Blair and Jericho continue talking to one another as the camera goes to the back and we see Pledge Allegiance has arrived at the arena and is heading to his locker room. Another limo pulls up, and out steps a mysterious man. He gets out and greets a couple of passers-by.]

Man: Tonight is my night. Only a handful of people know I'm here but at the end of the night, I'm going to be the number one contender to the World Title here in the CWF. Now let's head to the locker room.

[Camera goes back to the arena. Both Paul Blair and Jeff Jericho are in the ring]

Paul Blair: Well folks tonight, you have all witnessed history and we have only begun. Tonight I will present to all of you, your NEWWWWWWWWW National Champion. And trust me, he will be someone you can all look up to and respect.]

“Golden One” Jeff Jericho: Yeah, well that's yet to be seen.

Paul Blair: Folks, the Champ is set to come out any second now.

[Evil Andu's Music starts up and he makes his way out to the arena. Blair and Jericho stay in the middle of the ring. Of course by now everyone knows that WildCard's dropped the title off and is no longer the champ]

Paul Blair: Ladies and gentlemen, your NEWWWWWWWW National Champ!!! Finally someone who the fans can look up to and not have to be discouraged by. Not only is he a great wrestler but he's part of my favorite stable the Pain-Killers, of course that could be because my son is the leader of that group. But let's give a big warm Los Angeles welcome to your new National Champ!!

[Crowd gives Evil Andu a mixed reaction as Blair hands him the National Title]

Paul Blair: Let's take another look at the fabulous moment when we got rid of the world's worst wrestler, Wildcard.

[Replays the National Title being dumped by Wildcard]

Paul Blair: That brings tears to my eyes. I told you Wildcard that I was going to get the title off your waist sooner or later, I really thought you would put up more of a fight. But I guess you learned that there really is only one true Ruler in this federation and it sure is not you. Mr. Evil, congratulations. One more time let's hear it for our new champ!

“Golden One” Jeff Jericho: Now wait just one moment. These fans did not come here to watch you hand that title over to your new best friend now did they?

[Fans boo as Blair seems quite content]

Paul Blair: What are you getting at? These Ruler Rooters came to watch Paul Blair take that title that was around Wildcard's undeserving waist and put it around someone else's, anyone else's. So what, that it just happened to go around the waist of a friend of the Blair family, that were merely a coincidence.

“Golden One” Jeff Jericho: Yeah, coincidence. Right. Let me tell you something big mouth, tonight your friend of the family will defend his newly won title and he will defend it against...

[Suddenly Keith Daniel's music starts up and out comes the Commissioner. He's wearing his wrestling gear and has a mic]

Daniels: Now hold it right there Jeff. You see, I am the Commissioner and as such, I feel it is only right I call the shots on this match. And I am feeling like a title needs to be wrapped around my waist!

Paul Blair: Title shot denied! You may be the commissioner, but listen one more time to the name of this show. I thought we went over this last week when you came out here and brought Crane into your interview. This is the Blair-Jericho Hour. I'm Blair, he's Jericho. Now unless your last name is Hour, there is no mention of you in that title. So you get no say, and your title shot is denied. You open your mouth again, and I'll have Jeff take you out of the Rumble. Do you understand? Now hit his music and get yourself on out of here.

Daniels: You know what Blair, you used to be someone these fans could look up to. But you are proving that you're nothing but a yellow belly coward.

Paul Blair: That may very well be the case Daniels. But you still get no shot. Now Jericho, you were going to say something?

“Golden One” Jeff Jericho: Yes. Tonight your friend of the Family as you like to call this new Champ, will take on Jake Douglas!

[Crowd pops when they hear his name mentioned]

Paul Blair: No! No! No! Douglas is not ready for a title shot against my guy, I mean against the champ.

[Suddenly out comes Jake Douglas to a huge ovation]

Douglas: You know what guys. It's nice to see you fighting over who is the number one contender. But, Blair don't you think tonight I should be the number one contender. I did my part. I was there to get rid of Wildcard as the champ for you. And after all I was the number one contender at the PPV.

Paul Blair: I'll tell you what. Since these fans want to see the meaning of true evil here tonight. Douglas, get your wrestling gear you got your shot. Daniels consider this your one and only gift from the Ruler. You get a shot at the National Title. Triangle Match here tonight for the National Title. But one catch. No one is allowed at ringside to help any of you. 3 men walk down and 3 men will fight until we have a winner. Understood? Now get your gear because this one is next!

[Cameras go to the backstage and see a few of the wrestlers getting ready for their big shot at the Rumble. Brian Adams is getting himself ready by tossing over chairs. On the other side, Crazz is stalking someone it looks like. The Unfied Champ Blood is seen walking down the hallway with his Unified Titled draped over his right shoulder, when suddenly from behind he's attacked by T-Money and Cee-lo. They use two crutches and bash him over the head with them. Then they begin stomping away. T-Money starts slapping him and yelling at him. Cee-lo picks up the Unified Title and puts it around his waist before tossing it back at the fallen champ as the two take off laughing. Fellow Omega members come racing out to help Blood back to his feet. Then the camera goes back to the ring]

Paul Blair: Well Blood, looks pretty hurt. I wonder if he will be able to make it here tonight to wrestle in our Jericho Rumble. Jeff, what do you think of my plans here tonight. I've gotten rid of one of these most worthless champs ever here in the CWF and I've given us a great impromptu match. Are there any ends to my genius?

“Golden One” Jeff Jericho: Yeah, whatever you say Paul.

Paul Blair: Well it's time for this match. Take it away.

["Hi-Low" by JT Money blasts over the PA and Jake Douglas steps out onto the stage with his tag title strap around his waste, and he walks down the ramp slowly, with a detirmined look on his face, he takes off his belt and slides in the ring.]

Paul Blair: This man has a lot to prove here tonight. But he just might do it. You never know.

[Southtown" by POD starts to blast in the arena, as the Commissioner Keith Daniels makes his way to the ring.]

“Golden One” Jeff Jericho: You know Blair, this is the most undeserving challenger I've ever seen. He comes onto our show and demands to be in a match. And the worst part. You grant it.

Paul Blair: Don't worry. Do you think I don't have a plan? Oh I have a plan.

[Evil Andu's music starts up and the New National Champ makes his way to the ring with the title around his waist. Blair starts to clap when the champ makes his way down there. The crowd responds with a mixed reaction as he climbs in the ring.]

Paul Blair: Well this one should be good. But remember, no one else can interfere in this one. And I have a little secret weapon out there in case anyone tries anything funny.

“Golden One” Jeff Jericho: Yeah, well I am sure you will screw this one up.

Paul Blair: How can you say that. Anyways, Douglas attacks the champ as soon as he enters the ring. Daniels is sitting back and letting Douglas and Andu go at it. Douglas just hit a big kick to the gut and starts working on the leg of Andu. Andu is trying to kick his way out of the mess, but is now in bigger trouble as Douglas is yanking ahold of the leg now. Daniels is still looking into the crowd. He better get into this match up and soon or Douglas is going to run away with it.

“Golden One” Jeff Jericho: What an idiot. Finally Daniels with a big leg drop on the already down Andu and he goes for the quick pin. But look who's there to stop the count. Douglas now grabs Daniels by the end of his hair and drags him to the center of the ring. Douglas is just toying with these guys. I told you Blair. Douglas is going to be your new champ.

Paul Blair: Yeah we will see. Douglas and Daniels are now in the corner and going at it. Douglas with a big DDT and Daniels is on the mat again. That man spends more time down than even you did during your "Golden Choke" Career, Jericho.

“Golden One” Jeff Jericho: You should talk Paulie. Who won in the HCW during our big third match? And come to think of it, most of the others too?

Paul Blair: Uh, we really should not be focusing the attention away from this match.

“Golden One” Jeff Jericho: Yeah that is what I thought. Evil Andu rolls up Douglas from behind and grabs a handful of tights.

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3........no
“Golden One” Jeff Jericho: At the last minute, Daniels leaps over and breaks up the count.
Paul Blair: Dang it Daniels. You little twirp. Alright, back to the "Evil Action", Andu with a rake of the eyes to Douglas and down he goes. Now he picks up Daniels and what's this? He's bringing back the airplane spin? Alright! And Daniels looks a little sickish as his hand is dumped on the mat. Douglas goes to deliver a big elbow on the back of Andu, but he gets out of the way and hits Daniels instead. Andu is now heading to the outside. Uh, oh. He's grabbing a chair. I wonder what he is going to do with that. He climbs in the ring..and it looks like your boy is set to fall Jericho. Andu goes back to hit Douglas but the referee grabs the chair out from under his hands. What??? Who does that ref think he is?

“Golden One” Jeff Jericho: I don't know but Douglas was saved. But now Daniels from behind. He just clipped him in the back of the leg. Now he goes for the quick cover.

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2.........no
Paul Blair: Andu just broke that up. Daniels is back up quickly and just hammered Andu with a big knee to the back. Andu looks hurt badly after that, and keep in mind all three of these guys will be wrestling here later tonight as they are all scheduled to be in the Jericho Rumble.

“Golden One” Jeff Jericho: Yeah, but this is just as important right now. One of these men has a shot to be the National Champion and the number one contender for the World Title. Daniels is staying on the champ. Hey wait a minute who is that security guard doing?

Paul Blair: Oh he's probably making sure no one gets in the ring.

“Golden One” Jeff Jericho: Daniels with a big powerbomb. This one is over. But the security guard is on the ring apron.

Paul Blair: Yeah, he doesn't anyone getting up there and getting hurt. Hey what's the ref doing.

“Golden One” Jeff Jericho: He's getting the security guard down. Look Daniels has the champ pinned...1...2..3.4..5 but no ref to count. Hold the phone, Crazz just came running down to the ring with a folding chair and bam out goes Daniels! He never even saw that coming!! He continues stomping away on the commissioner as Andu is back up and he hits the Syk Domain on Douglas who was back up. Now he covers Douglas and wouldn't you know it, the security guard is off the apron.

Paul Blair: Well great because I would hate for the ref to miss this cover. There it is.

1...........
2...........
3...........no..Douglas kicked out.

Paul Blair: I can't believe he just kicked out of that hold. Unreal. Douglas hops up on his feet now. Andu can't believe it. Douglas bounces Andu off the ropes and catches him with the ShowCase. For those of you at home that don't know that move it's a tilt a whirl tombstone!

1.........
2.........
3.........!!

“Golden One” Jeff Jericho: Douglas has won the title from your friend of the family! But why did Crazz come down here and get Daniels.

Paul Blair: Hmm, I guess I should let you in on a little secret. I said that no one could come down here and help any of the three guys out, but I never said that someone couldn't come out here and help out me! That's right, Daniels never should have messed with me. I told you that I had a plan. Never doubt me Jericho. I have gotten Wildcard out of the title picture and I have kept the National Title away from the dirty, low down, good for nothing Commissioner. This is turning out to be a great night.

WINNER AND NEW NATIONAL CHAMPION: JAKE DOUGLAS!! Paul Blair: Well next up is the big Main Event match. But here in the Blair-JerichoHour, we don't like to always put Main Events at the end of the show. Dare to be different baby. Dare to be different.

“Golden One” Jeff Jericho:: Yeah, whatever. Please. Tonight is the biggest night of Pledge's career.

Paul Blair: Yeah, I've been here before. He wants to prove to the world that he is not going to ruin his career by abadoning his fans. I did this back in 1998, and look at me now?

“Golden One” Jeff Jericho:: Please, your depressing me there Paul. You think Pledge's career is ready to go down to the likes that your did?

Paul Blair: Shut up, you good for nothing. Hey wait a minute. Who is this?

[Suddenly out comes the current Unified Champ Blood, who is wearing the title around his waist. He walks over to the announcer's table. He shakes hands with Blair and then goes to shake hands with Jericho but pulls away at the last minute, leaving Jericho alone with his hand in shaking position. He jokes around with Blair.]

Paul Blair: Look who it is Jeff. It's Blood! My 2nd favorite wrestler. My favorite wrestler is my son, Z-Pac. But if I had to pick anyone else, I'd pick Blood. Blood, how have you been?

Blood: Paul, it's great to be here sitting ringside with the Father of the Year. But does geezer in a bottle have to be here too?

“Golden One” Jeff Jericho:: Shut up. You aren't even a real wrestler. You are just some chump wanna-be.

Paul Blair: Aww...I like this match already.

[Next is heard some Dance Mix Music and out comes President Bruce's Personal Assistant, Sarah. She has changed and is now wearing a tank top. She is carrying some documents with her and she heads to the announcer's booth too. She sits in between Blair and Jericho as Blood is to the left of Blair. All three men stand while waiting for her to sit down]

Sarah: Thanks.

Paul Blair: How are you doing these days? I hope the President is doing alright.

Sarah: And you are?

Paul Blair: Oh how silly of me. I didn't even introduce myself. I'm the Ruler Paul Blair. I'm the announcer that your boss admires and looks up to

Sarah: Oh yeah, he told me about you. So is it true that you like to wear women's undergarments.

[This statement causes Jericho to chuckle but upsets both Blair and Blood who take exception to her statement]

Paul Blair: That is so not true. I like to see women's undergarments, not wear. Your must have misheard your boss.

Sarah: Are you calling President Bruce a liar?

Paul Blair: No, I am doing no such a thing. But I think maybe there was some miscommunication here. Have I told you that you look lovely tonight Sarah?

Sarah: Flattery gets you nowhere sir. And you are?

[She is looking at Blood who seems angered that she doesn't know him]

Blood: I am Blood. One of Paul Blair's friends and the current Unified Champ.

Sarah: Oh, so you are a nobody too. What's your story?

[Jeff Jericho is smiling as she has turned down the other two men]

“Golden One” Jeff Jericho:: I'm the "Golden One" Jeff “Golden One” Jeff Jericho:. I am the man that put this federation on the map.

Sarah: Yeah, in your dreams. My boss put this place on the map.

“Golden One” Jeff Jericho:: Bruce? He put this place on the map? Do you understand what you are saying? You think that this nobody who didn't work to get where he is today, is the reason that these people are here tonight? He didn't even the decency to show up here tonight. Where is he anyways?

Sarah: He's judging a frog jumping contest over in Madison county. Don't remember which state. He had it booked already and could not get out of it. He's a busy man. He can't be everywhere at once.

“Golden One” Jeff Jericho:: Yeah, well he could be here. This is the first show under his reign as President.

Sarah: Well, you and your little show are not the most important thing in his mind right now.

Paul Blair: Hey, hold your little horses. Tonight we have more important things like my son's title match. Let's see this one.

[Bell sounds and out comes the challenger for tonight's big match. Pledge is the first one to enter the arena. He is booed by all in attendence as he walks down. He is pushing a shopping cart down full of goodies. Inside can be seen: stop sign, fire extinguisher, and cake pans. He pushes it to the side and enters the ring.]

“Golden One” Jeff Jericho:: The challenger looks pumped. This one is going to be a great match.

[Next out to come is the CWF'S World Champion, Z-Pac. He is holding the CWF World Title over his shoulders as the fans cheer him. He looks into the crowd and then back at the ring. Blair and Blood are both standing and clapping for the World Champ. Z-Pac looks over and glares at Z-Pac but seems to give a nod to Blair and the ref calls for the bell as the match begins]

Paul Blair: The champ is ready for this one as the two men lock up and Pledge gains the upperhand and dumps Z down on his back right away. And it's obvious that the strength advantage is in favor of Pledge.

Blood: Come on champ. Pledge is already smiling here in this one. He goes and starts using Z's head as a punching bag. He is giving left and right one right after the other and the champ is dazed. Now a big kick to the chin and the champ is down. Pledge covers him.

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kickout by Z-Pac.

“Golden One” Jeff Jericho:: Now Pledge tosses Z through the ropes and onto the floor. Look out, here comes the shopping cart! Pledge first picks up the stop sign and uses against the skull of the champ.

Sarah: It's obvious that Pledge was ready to go tonight. Now he tosses Z-Pac into the ring post and then comes flying in with a big lariat that has the champ down once again.

“Golden One” Jeff Jericho:: Pinfalls count anywhere remember as Pledge covers him again.

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2..........

Z-Pac gets his left shoulder up before the 3 count.

Paul Blair: Oh man. My boy is going to need to play some catch up here. Now Pledge is going back to his bag of tricks and he's grabbing the cake pans, but look at this warrior, my son. He's already back up and going right at Pledge. He gets him from behind before Pledge can turn around and now Z has the edge. He just chopped Pledge right on the chest. That's going to leave a mark.

Blood: You know Paul, the champ took a huge beating thus far but he's still in there fighting. He better be ready for some more of this come Sunday. Now Z is grabbing Pledge by the neck and he tosses him into the ring barriers surrounding the ring. Pledge is now down on one knee, as Z continues to take him up the ramp. It looks like Z is ready to do some damage on the outside himself.

“Golden One” Jeff Jericho:: Yeah the champ can't do it in the ring so he needs the outside to gain the upper hand. He now has found a pipe that was laying around the ring. He's bashing that directly into the leg of Pledge. Pledge is screaming in pain as Z signals for the end. He thinks the challenger has had enough and he covers him.

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2.........kickout by Pledge.

Sarah: Don't you think that the challenger should be able to take more than that punishment? I mean think for a second Z, you hardly did any punishment. Now Z is going down the ramp and ends up on the floor between the rampway and the crowd. He is taking Pledge back there and looks ready to dish out some more punishment. He's found a wire and he's using that to choke out Pledge. What more will he do to the challenger?

“Golden One” Jeff Jericho:: I don't know but he hasn't done enough because Pledge is fighting back and he bumped heads with Z and both men are feeling the effects of that one.

Blood: I love it. Either way, the champ has been hurt just 3 days before he faces me. Even Jericho can see now that I am the odds on favorite to win the match on Brawl.

“Golden One” Jeff Jericho:: I doubt it Blood. You are going down.

Paul Blair: Hey can we get back to this match and worry about Brawl's Main Event a few days from now? Z is the first one back to his feet. He just rams Pledge head first into the wall. Pledge is looking a bit shaken up. Z comes flying in to hit him with a big elbow. But he was faking. Pledge catches him in mid air and slams him right into the floor. Oh geez. Get up Z! Get up boy!

Blood: Pledge is setting up a table and placing Z-Pac onto of it. Now where is he going?

“Golden One” Jeff Jericho:: Pledge is climbing up to the top of the ramp. He has now made it up there. This is his chance, right here. He can do something daring and win this one if he can hit it.

Paul Blair: What the---he's not going to jump from there right on top of my little baby boy is he?

Sarah: He's looking down at the fallen Z-Pac and he just did a moonsault on to Z-Pac's fallen body and through the table!!!

“Golden One” Jeff Jericho:: And this crowd along with the Worst Dad of the Year is stunned! This is it, Pledge has to be the new champ now. Z-Pac isn't even moving. Has anyone seen Pledge this ruthless before? I know I haven't. He is doing anything and everything he can to gain control of this one.

Blood: Yeah he is definitely willing to break the rules, his body the other guy's body just to get the win. I don't like that myself. The Omega stand for fair play. Not this rulebreaking thing that Pledge is doing.

“Golden One” Jeff Jericho:: That's pretty pointless now Blood. Pledge has finally gotten up and right here we are going to see a new champ. Blood get ready for Pledge this Sunday, he covers Z.

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3.........no. At the 2.99 point, Z got his right shoulder up!

Paul Blair: Whew. And we are still in this one. He's amazing. Pledge picks up Z and they are coming this way. Pledge drops him head first about midway to the ring and tries for another cover.

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2.......kickout by Z-Pac.

“Golden One” Jeff Jericho:: Z is now on his feet, how I'm not sure. I can't even see how he is moving after that moonsault.

Paul Blair: It's that Blair in him...never give up attitude. Z is jawing back at Pledge now and seems determined to gain the upperhand. He has found his second wind and he starts ramming Pledge's head against the ramp way.

Blood: Pledge is stunned again for a moment as I think he thought this one was over. Z now can smell his blood, I think.

“Golden One” Jeff Jericho:: No it's probably Blair he smells. Z-Pac with a smile at all the pain he has felt here recently and a ZDT on Pledge for his trouble. I think its over. He covers him.

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2....kickout!

Sarah: I guess all you idiots were wrong. Both men back up and Z-Pac gains control of this one. He tosses Pledge towards the ring and he bounces back and both men catch each other with a clothesline. Both men are down.

“Golden One” Jeff Jericho:: I can't believe the punishment these two men have given one another all night.

Paul Blair: Well Blood, do you see this? You have this to look forward on Sunday? My boy is not going to be any nicer to you. Just so you know.

Blood: Paul, I understand that. I am going to be 100% ready for him. I just hope you won't be upset with me for beating him on national tv.

Paul Blair: I wish you nothing but the best, and if you win, I'll be happy for you. But that won't happen.

[The two men chuckle at one another. Sarah just rolls her eyes]

Sarah: Could you two please can the nice routine. Now if either of you think that Z-Pac is walking out of here the winner, then maybe you should start watching the match. There's no way that happens tonight. Now Pledge is placing the mats back and he's exposed the hard concrete floor. Z-Pac, say hello to the motha bitchaz we call the floor. And Z-Pac is busted open. The challenger has shown me something here tonight as he continues to stomp away on the motha bitchaz known as Z-Pac. Z-Pac is tossed back into the ring and Pledge goes underneath the rin and what's he pulling out?

Blood: I'll tell you what those are. That is a bag of tacks. He's dumping them in the ring and he's going to really deliver some punishment here. He just gave Z-Pac and DDT of his own, head first into the thumb tacks. Now he is going for the cover.

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Here comes Evil Andu.

Sarah: Hey this man should not be out here. Get him out of here.

[Evil Andu's on the ring apron trying to distract the challenger. But suddenly two big security guards who were in civilian clothes sitting in the front row come out and escort Evil Andu to the back. Sarah just grins]

Paul Blair: You little pain. Why did you do that?

Sarah: Because I can.

“Golden One” Jeff Jericho:: Oh that's too bad for the Ruler, his son might have to win on his own merit.

Paul Blair: Yeah, like you ever did that. It doesn't matter, because the champ is back up. That was just enough time wasted to help him out. Z-Pac stuns Pledge momentarily by reaching down deep and finding some energy from out of nowhere. Z-Pac comes flying off the ropes with a quick elbow to the gut. Now he picks up Pledge and ZDT!! ZDT!! That is it. This one is over.

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3...............!!

Paul Blair: My little baby boy has won it. This one is over.

Blood: Well you should be proud Paul. Your boy did well here tonight.

“Golden One” Jeff Jericho:: Will you ever shut up with the flattery? You are not facing Blair Sunday. You are facing the Freak and there is not anything you can say now to change that.

[Sarah is visibly upset that Pledge lost the match, so is Pledge. He is up and kicking the ropes. Z-Pac holds up the title for all the fans to see and waves the title in the air. Then he slowly heads to the back. Pledge is still in the ring and he asks for the mic.]

Pledge: This is bull..you know it and I know it. I had that match won if it had not been for Andu. He took my mind away from the match for that split second and boom, I lose. I'm not asking, I'm demanding a rematch for the World Title. Where's the new President? You can tell him, I'm not moving from this ring until he gives me an answer.

[Sarah looks disgusted by this statement when he says this. She gets quickly on a cell phone and dials the President's number. Pledge just stares at the announcer's booth for a few moments. Finally Sarah stands up and grabs a mic]

Sarah: Pledge, we at the CWF offices feel for you. I just spoke to the President of this fine federation and he has agreed with you. You will get a shot soon. Unfortunately the champ is booked solid these days and it will be a few cards before you get your rematch. But he has a plan for you anyways. This Sunday during Blood's match against Z-Pac, you will be the special guest ref. So Pledge, you can help determine who will be the next World Champ.

[With this statement, Sarah bids the people of Los Angeles a good night, then she heads to the back of the arena.]

Blood: What? That loser is going to walk in my match and be the special guest ref. That President of ours is crazy. No way that he has any business changing my match in the middle of the week. I have prepared all week for another match. Now everything is different.

Paul Blair: All I know is that this Sunday you will get the shot at my son, with Pledge as ref or not as ref. You better worry about that first.

Blood: You know Paul, you are absolutely right. Well I have to get ready for the big Rumble. I picked a really good number.

Paul Blair: ok, man. Take it easy and good luck int he rumble.

Blood: Thanks.

[Blood and Blair shake hands as Blood leaves]

[Now the cameras go to the back and we see Rob Osbourne watching the end of the match on a monitor in the back. He seems pretty upset that the match ended how it did. He looks around and he's confronted by both Bryan Fuller and Jake Rush. The two start to push him around before he knows what's going on. Fuller slams Osbourne head first into the table and then tosses him over to Rush who chokeslams him to the floor. Then walking in the arena can be seen, Vincent and Donovan. They begin taking exception to Rush and Fuller. The two teams slug it out and Osbourne now is very upset that he was attacked and back on his feet after a few seconds. He joins in helping out Vincent and Donovan. By this point, Pledge is walking back through to the dressing room. He sees what's going down and after Rush swings at him he joins in and all four men beat down Fuller and Rush until the camera heads back to the ring.

Paul Blair: Well can you believe that. Pledge just fights in a tough contest here and goes to the back and gets involved in another war. That man is one tough hombre and I would not want to mess with him. Well it's now time for our final match. The big 30 man Royal Rumble.

Paul Blair: And now ladies and gentleman, it is time for the highly anticipated Jericho Rumble. Tonight somebody is going to walk away with the right to face the World champion next week on our show. But that is not all, the second last person in the rumble will receive a National title shot next week, the third last person in the rumble will receive a Unified title shot and the fourth last person will get a Mid-Atlantic title shot ALL next week on our show. Tonight anybody has a chance at winning the rumble, anybody from Job-core Champion Earl all the way to former National champion Wildcard. It is going to be a hell of a match! 30 man will enter, only one will survive.

Jeff Jericho: Jesus boy, are you done talking yet? If you keeping yaking like that, we won’t have enough time to get the rumble in.

Paul Blair: I’m sorry Golden jerk, but this is big! This is HUGE! This is historical! You know, I have heard rumors that the one, the only SPN might be in the rumble here tonight?

Jeff Jericho: I know that you moron, I’m the one who made this event, I am the one who has set this whole thing up. SPN might be here and then again he might not be, I’m not going to tell you for sure…it has to be a surprise. And let me tell you this is going to be all out war. Dozens of weapons are being scattered around the outside and inside the ring as I speak, the wrestlers are allowed to use them AND let us not forget that I have a few other surprise mystery guests who will be entering this rumble. And just for the record I want to mention that every 2 minutes a new wrestler will enter this rumble. That being said, let the carnage begin.

Paul Blair: We are awaiting the man who drew number one! Who could it be?

[["My Generation" by Limp Bizkit plays as the fans go wild, then $exy $K runs out from the curtains and charges down the isle. He slides into the ring, ready to kick some ass.]]

Paul Blair: Oh my god! Universal Champion Sexy SK from the IWA is here in the Jericho Rumble! My god!

Jeff Jericho: I told you my mystery guests would be big. Sexy and I go way back and he was more than happy to take part in this event here tonight. Wouldn’t it be something for the IWA Universal champion to win this rumble and get a shot at the CWF World champion? Now that is big! And now, let’s find out who drew number two!

Paul Blair: Hey what is all that chaos in the crowd? Somebody appears to be running through the crowd. Oh wow it is Wildcard, the former CWF National champion who earlier gave up his title. He has sneaking through the crowd here Jeff, I don’t think Sexy see’s him? Wildcard is into the ring with a sledgehammer.

Jeff Jericho: Wildcard from behind with a blow to Sexy’s back sending the Universal champ to the mat. Wildcard now is stomping away at the IWA superstar and picks him up, poor Sexy doesn’t know where he is, and he is still dazed from that sledgehammer shot. Wildcard is going to try and dump him over the top rope, but Sexy has a death grip on the top rope. Wildcard is stomping away trying to eliminate Sexy SK. Now he is now biting Sexy’s hands trying to make him let go of the top rope.

Paul Blair: That is a smart move on Wildcard’s part. OH MY! Sexy just kicked Wildcard right in the face sending the former National champion tumbling backward into the ring. Sexy rolls back inside and goes right after a steel chair. Wildcard up and OH GOD Sexy just drilled him over the head with the chair and again and again and again with the steel chair. 4 mighty shots to the head of Wildcard and the crowd is loving it. Sexy SK is now going outside the ring for a table, he throws it into the ring.

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Paul Blair: Who is it? It is Mike Van Pro!! He is the third man into this rumble and he sprints to the ring with a nightstick in his hand. He goes right after Sexy SK who is setting up a table, he is just unloading on him with hit. He is beating Sexy SK down! Wildcard is up, he grabs a kindo stick and proceeds to help MVP beat on Sexy SK. This is carnage! Sexy has no chance!

Jeff Jericho: Exactly! Carnage! I love it! Whoever wins this rumble is going to have to fight for their lives. They will experience pain like they never have before! We are going to find out who the toughest SOB in the CWF is here tonight, so Sexy should suck it up!

Paul Blair: Jeff he is your friend! How can you cheer his beating?

Jeff Jericho: I never said we were good friends now did I?

Paul Blair: Anyway, back to the beating. Sexy SK is lying in the corner, bleeding and is hardly moving at all. MVP just clotheslined Wildcard to the ground. MVP sets the table up in the middle of the ring, he goes over to Wildcard and throws him into the corner followed by a few upper cuts. MVP lifts Wildcard up to the top rope and then begins to make the long climb up, MVP is going to superplex Wildcard through that table! Do it boy!

Jeff Jericho: Yeah do it! I want to see broken bones and blood flying around here! NOOOOOOO! Wildcard just shoved MVP off the top rope and through the table. YES! MVP is out, Sexy SK is bleeding in the corner and Wildcard is regaining his composure. OH MY GOD! Wildcard just did a flying splash onto MVP on that broken table! Wow, what a move! Now MVP is out! Wildcard springs to his feet and raises his hands in victory but WHAM! Sexy SK just exploded from the corner and speared him to the ground!

Paul Blair: Give Sexy some credit, he must have used a lot of strength there. And here comes the fourth person to enter the rumble! Sexy now with a suplex on Wildcard, picks him up, short clothesline, picks him up again German suplex! Sexy is cooking now. Sexy whips Wildcard into the ropes, power slam executed perfectly by Sexy SK on Wildcard. Wildcard is in trouble and MVP is still out right now. And here comes another entry!

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Paul Blair: Oh my god! It is Rob Osbourne!!!!! What the hell is he doing here? The man is a wrestling legend for christ sakes? The crowd is shocked, I am shocked!

Jeff Jericho: Your damn right he is a legend and is the perfect man to have as one of my mystery guests! Go get them Robby! Can you imagine if he was to win the rumble?? What an amazing feet! He would bring honor back to the World title that is for sure, unlike that freak Z-Pac. What a disgrace, he tarnished the belt for eternity!

Paul Blair: Osbourne into the ring and he and Sexy SK are going at it, toe to toe with left’s and right hands. Osbourne with the advantage with a few chops to the chest of Sexy which stagger him. Neck breaker by Rob Osbourne, followed by a few quick elbows to the chest. Osbourne then slaps a figure four-leg lock on Sexy SK who is screaming in pain! He is tapping out but that isn’t going to save him!

Jeff Jericho: Your damn right it won’t save him! Hey what is Wildcard doing outside the ring? He is grabbing a ladder and slides it into the ring! Good lord! Wildcard is in the ring and picks up the ladder, he is going to ram Osbourne with it. Osbourne see’s it coming and drop kicks the ladder right back into Wildcard face! Wildcard falls back and the ladder lands right on top of his head. Good lord! He is dead! I love it, look at this carnage! Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Paul Blair: No he is still moving! MVP is staggering to his feet and bulldog’s Osbourne from behind. MVP now picks up the ladder from off of Wildcard and then slams it right down on his head again. Good lord, this is turning vicious! And now here comes another entry! MVP picks up Sexy SK who is bleeding and now hobbling from that figure four-leg lock. MVP is trying to dump out Sexy SK, but again, Sexy has that death grip on the top rope. Rob Osbourne is up and from behind he lifts MVP over the top rope! MVP IS GONE!! Sexy SK slides under the bottom rope and is met with kicks to the gut from Osbourne. Osbourne heads outside the ring and grabs a pair of brass knuckles! He reenters the ring and proceeds to drill Sexy in the ribs in them. Sexy is hurt bad, he is coughing up blood here! Now Osbourne heads over to Wildcard and proceeds to drill him with the brass knuckles. Osbourne is going crazy on everybody! And here comes a new man to the rumble.

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Paul Blair: It is Vincent Torigianni from the new CWF Tag Team Degradation! He is the 5th man in this rumble! Wow what a chance this new comer to the CWF has right here!

Jeff Jericho: He has the chance to really make a name for himself in this event! And look at him go right after Rob Osbourne. He spears Osbourne to the ground and begins to ram his head against the mat. He picks Osbourne up and nails a sweet power bomb on him. Vincent reaches down and pulls the brass knuckles off Osbourne’s hand and now proceeds to punch him in the head with them, he is trying to open Osbourne up! Sexy SK staggers to his feet and drops a knee right to the center of Vince’s back, which sends him to the mat. Sexy picks him up and throws him off the ropes, back body drop. Vince quickly to his feet and is met with a clothesline from Sexy SK. Wildcard is now on his feet somehow and picks up the ladder from off the ground. Wildcard runs at Sexy SK and drills him in the back with it. Wildcard then drills Vince over the head with the ladder. Wildcard turns around and is met with a drop kick to the face by Rob Osbourne that sends him flying over the top rope and down to the floor. Wildcard is GONE! And here comes a new entry!

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Jeff Jericho: And we have Crazz out here next as the 6th man! This guy is hard-core and he is going to have to be to survive in this event. Wow Sexy SK has been in the rumble for over 12 minutes and is still fighting. I’ll give him some credit, but not a lot!

Paul Blair: Crazz goes right after Sexy SK because he is obviously the weakest man in the rumble so far. Crazz with a double arm DDT to Sexy, he picks him up and slaps on the CROSSFACE! Sexy has no where to go, he is stuck in the middle of the ring and is tapping out. Sexy SK has no escape! This could end his career!

Jeff Jericho: Pain, suffering, blood, tears I love it! This is what this rumble is all about Paula Blairski! Look at Rob Osbourne and Vince from Degradation are going at it. Vince has the upper hand and starts ramming Rob’s head into the turnbuckle over and over again. Finally after about ten shots to the head, Vince stops and allows Rob to collapse to the floor. Vince is now using those brass knuckles to continue to open Rob up, shit this guy is sick and deadly…I like him!

Paul Blair: Finally Crazz releases the hold and picks Sexy SK up and attempts to dump him out. But wait, Vince from Degradation from behind with the brass knuckles. Vince is trying to open him up as well with those damn brass knuckles!

Jeff Jericho: Vince must like the sit of blood because he has opened up Rob Osbourne and now he has got some blood from Crazz’s head starting to show. I like this guy, he has taken complete control of this rumble right now. He picks up Crazz who is staggered and dumps him over the top rope. Crazz is GONE!!!!!!! And the countdown is on, we have our seventh wrestler who will make his way to the ring.

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Paul Blair: It is Jake Rush from another new CWF tag team Volatile!!! He goes right after Vince who catches him with an upper cut with those brass knuckles! If I were those guys in the ring, I would get those brass knuckles away from Vince, he is having way too much fun with those. Jake Rush with a thumb to the eye of Vince, which stops him for the moment. A flying forearm from Rob Osbourne, which knocks him over, drills Vince. This allows Rush to get up and start to unload on Vince. DDT, Bulldog, power slam, belly to belly suplex all in rapid succession have Vince staggered. Jake Rush is now trying to dump out Vince.

Jeff Jericho: Degradation and Volatile will be fighting each other this Sunday on Brawl, so you can see why Jake wants to get the upper hand on Vince. Vince has a death grip on the top rope and is just dangling right now, he could be finished! Rob Osbourne is up and so is Sexy SK. Both men start exchanging blows with one another. Sexy low blows Rob and then attempts to throw him over the top rope but Rob slides in, under the bottom rope. Sexy now slaps on the Boston crap on Osbourne. Osbourne is screaming for his life. Jake Rush has just eliminated Vince from Degradation! Jake is celebrating! But wait a minute!

Paul Blair: Vince is back into the ring and just pulled out Jake, they are both gone from the rumble! And now look at this, they are both brawling to the backstage area! And here comes a new entry!

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Jeff Jericho: And the 8th man in to enter this rumble is? Acid Rain!!! He hails to us from the newly closed WIW! They say he is a star talent! And he will get to prove his talent here in the rumble.

Paul Blair: Rain picks up a garbage can and throws it into the ring, he grabs a chair and hoists that into the ring, Rain grabs the ring bell and throws is into the ring and now he finally enters the ring with a broom stick. WHAM! He just broke the broomstick over Sexy SK’s head and is not choking Rob Osbourne with it. Acid Rain goes over and picks up a chair which he proceeds to whack Rob Osbourne over the head with a couple of times, and drill Sexy SK over the back with. Rob Osbourne is out and so is Sexy SK. Acid Rain is now show boating to the crowd.

Jeff Jericho: What is he doing? Why isn’t he attacking them anymore? Why is he just standing there celebrating.

Paul Blair: I guess he figures they are both out cold and don’t pose much of a threat. Hey look, he is kicking them both out to the floor. They aren’t eliminated but he seems to be clearing the ring. He seems to be collecting weapons now Jeff. He grabbed a chair, a 2x4, a TV monitor, a garbage can and seems to be piling them up over in the corner. He just tossed that broken table and bent ladder to the floor.

Jeff Jericho: He is preparing for the next entry Paul, anybody could see that, except maybe you that is. And here comes the next poor victim, boy are they in for a surprise?

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Paul Blair: And here comes the ninth contestant and it is Jonathan “Diggity” Jericho!!!! 4 time CWF Unified champion! He is making his way to the ring very slowly.

Jeff Jericho: Good lord take you time Jon, don’t get in their with that maniac Acid Rain…he is waiting for you. The man has a bunch of weapons!

Paul Blair: Jon is just circling the ring, he is refusing to enter the rumble! It looks as if he is going to wait for the next entry.

Jeff Jericho: Smart move Jon. Genius runs in the family you know.

Paul Blair: As does illegitimate children eh Jeff?

Jeff Jericho: WHAT! I have no idea what you’re talking about Blairski!

Paul Blair: Oh I think you do Jeff! I know all about your little sexcapaides!

Jeff Jericho: Ummmmmm….anyway here comes the 10th man into the rumble.

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Paul Blair: And it is Jake Douglas who is the next entry! He also takes his time getting to the ring and just walks up beside Diggity and just stands there, not wanting to enter the ring. Acid Rain looks upset, he is begging them to come into the ring but they won’t. They don’t want to enter the ring with that maniac, especially with all those weapons!

Jeff Jericho: Can you blame them? That man is just standing in the ring with a pile of deadly weapons, just waiting for the first person to enter the ring so he can start to brutally beat them. And here comes #11.

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Paul Blair: Who the heck is this?

Jeff Jericho: It is Lithium from the WIW!! And look at him charge headfirst into the ring, he isn’t afraid of Acid Rain! WHAM! Acid Rain catches him in the head with a garbage can shot, Rain picks up the chair and drills him over the back with it, he then picks up the TV monitor and drops it right in his family jewels. Rain picks up Lithium and throws him out of the rumble! My god! What destruction!

Paul Blair: This Acid Rain is deadly! And Diggity and Jake Douglas still will not get into the ring. They are just lurking outside the ring waiting for their opportunity to strike. Rob Osbourne and Sexy SK are finally starting to recover! Finally they are on their feet and walk over to Diggity and Jake Douglas. And here comes another entry!

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Jeff Jericho: And it is…Donovan the second member of Degradation. We saw what destruction his partner Vince can do, what can Don do? Hey look, there seems to be a conference going on outside the ring with all of these 5 guys. Acid Rain is still in the ring with all those weapons and we have seen what he did to the talented Lithium with them. I think these guys are planning how to attack Acid Rain!

Paul Blair: Now they are all surrounding the ring. Diggity is in first! WHAM, chair shot to the head. Jake Douglas is in, WHAM garbage can shot to the head, Donovon is in and WHACK hit in the face with the TV monitor. And from behind Sexy SK and Rob Osbourne attack Acid Rain and beat him down to the ground. Donovon is up and assists in the beating, Diggity is up and also helps. And now all four men pick Acid Rain up and try and eliminate him. Jake Douglas is up and helping the four others get rid of this monster Acid Rain.

Jeff Jericho: YES! Finally they get rid of Acid Rain, he is eliminated from the rumble! And now Sexy SK and Donovan start exchanging right and left’s, Rob Osbourne and Diggity start exchanging blow and Jake Douglas just stands off to the side and allows them all to fight. Donovan gives Sexy a face buster, and then picks up a kindo stick and proceeds to beat him with it. Rob Osbourne just gave the BAD DREAM to Diggity! Diggity is out cold! And here comes another entry! This ring is starting to fill up.

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Paul Blair: And it is Bryan Fuller from Volatile out here! And so it his tag team partner Jake Rush! What the hell, they are both attacking Donovan and now together they toss him over the top rope. What the hell! Donovan continues his assault on Sexy SK as Jake Rush beats on Donovan all the way to the dressing rooms. Boy these two teams really don’t like each other!

Jeff Jericho: No duh! Look at Jake Douglas, he is still standing off to the side letting everybody beat each other up. Damn it! Rob Osbourne just got rid of Diggity from the rumble. So that leaves Osbourne, Sexy SK, Jake Douglas and Bryan Fuller from Volatile left in the ring. Sexy SK struggles to his feet and WHAM, Jake Douglas just clotheslined him over the top rope and their goes SEXY!

Paul Blair: You have to give the IWA Universal champ a lot of credit, he has been in the ring for 27 minutes and done a heck of a job.

Jeff Jericho: Look, here comes Vince from Degradation back down to the ringside. He just pulled Bryan Fuller from the ring and Fuller is gone! The two are brawling with each other all the way to the back. Man, those two teams hate each other! And here comes #14 to the rumble.

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Jeff Jericho: Damn it! That legend wanna be T-Money is out here now! I hate this guy!

Paul Blair: T-Money goes right to work on Rob Osbourne, while Jake Douglas again just sits back and watches. Money explodes on Osbourne with lefts and right’s and back him off into the corner. Money then proceeds to run Osbourne from turnbuckle to turnbuckle until he finally collapses. Money then slaps on the camel clutch on Rob Osbourne who has taken a tone of punishment! Wait a minute, Jake Douglas is on the outside of the ring. He has a table in the hands and tosses it into the ring. Douglas sets up the table and the proceeds to get up on top of it and lay down! He is taking a nap!

Jeff Jericho You can’t do that in my rumble! Get in there and fight! Damn you Douglas! Money is doing all the work. Money has released the clutch on Osbourne and is trying to dump him over the top rope! Is Douglas snoring for christ sakes?!?! Here comes #15 into the rumble!

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Paul Blair: It is C-Lo a friend and ally of T-Money. He runs to the ring and tries to help T-Money throw Osbourne to the outside! T-Money then let go of Osbourne and attacks C-Lo and tosses him out of the ring just like that! Osbourne slides under the bottom up and low blows T-Money!

Jeff Jericho: Ha Ha Ha Ha! T-Money got rid of his best friend. Christ, how long was C-Lo in this thing anyway, 15 second? That must be a record of some sort!

Paul Blair: C-Lo is hot and has to be taken backstage by security! Osbourne is down and trying to recover, he has been in this thing for over 22 minutes! T-Money get back to his feet and continues his assault on Rob Osbourne! Jake Douglas is still sleeping on that table in the ring, the cocky SOB. He has stayed out of the mix altogether trying to go unnoticed in the Jericho rumble.

Jeff Jericho: Would somebody in the back please come out here and please kick this punks ass for me please? You here that #16?

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Paul Blair: And here comes Evil Andu! He runs to the ring and starts to climb up to the top rope. He has Jake Douglas in his sites! He is going to go right through him! The crowd is on their feet with anticipation. Douglas doesn’t see it coming! Andu leaps!!!!!

Jeff Jericho: YES!

Paul Blair: NOOO! Douglas moved out of the way and Andu went right through the table and is hurt badly. Douglas is just laughing at Andu. T-Money is beating on a bloody Rob Osbourne in the corner. Douglas walks over to Money and clotheslines him over the top rope to the ground! Douglas continues to laugh his ass off.

Jeff Jericho: He thinks this is all fun and games, he thinks this is easy! And now what is he doing. He grabs Rob Osbourne and drags him to Evil Andu who is struggling to his feet. Douglas now runs outside the ring, out of site. Andu to his feet, Osbourne struggles to his feet….WHAM Andu with a super kick to the face of Rob Osbourne. Andu now is biting Osbourne trying to open up his bloody face even more. Look at Douglas, just laughing outside the ring. Again I say, will somebody please come and beat up this prick?

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Paul Blair: It is SPN, he is here! SPN has returned!!! SPN drew #17 in the rumble!

Jeff Jericho: That isn’t SPN you idiot take a closer look!

Paul Blair: That isn’t SPN it is Jimmy Luciano!!!! It was him all along! He tricked us all! The Italian Stallion is back in the CWF! Luciano goes right after Evil Andu! Power bomb by Luciano, he picks up Andu and throws him off the ropes, back body drop on Andu. Luciano is on fire here! He is beating the shit out of one of the toughest men in CWF history.

Jeff Jericho: Look at Douglas he is sneaking into the ring with the ring bell. He just smacked Luciano over the head with it! Now he smacks Andu over the head with it! Both men are down on the ground. Osbourne is somehow on his feet, WHACK! He just got nailed with it as well. Douglas has just laid everybody in the ring out. And look at this idiot, he is still laughing, he thinks that this is easy doesn’t he?

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Paul Blair: And here comes that monster Big D!!! Bid D has #18 in the rumble. Douglas jumps underneath the ring and hides as Big D enters the ring to survey the knocked out Luciano, Andu and Osbourne on the mat.

Jeff Jericho: Wait a minute! Look at the other side of the ring, it is Douglas again! He has a shovel in his hands! He is sneaking into the ring!

Paul Blair: Douglas from behind on Bid D just levels him with the shovel and the momentum just propelled Big D out of the ring and he is gone just like that! Douglas drops the shovel and continues to laugh! Damn him! He is ruining everything!

Jeff Jericho: Jimmy Luciano staggers to his feet and is met with a clothesline from Douglas. Osbourne gets to his feet somehow and is met with a drop kick by Douglas. Douglas throws his hands up in the air for applause from the crowd because he thinks he is doing an excellent job! Damn him! Wait a minute, Evil Andu from behind on Douglas! He has him by the throat and is going to choke slam him all the way to hell! DO IT!

Paul Blair: Osbourne with a low blow on Andu who drops Douglas who quickly slides out of the ring. Osbourne actually starts dishing out some offense which is a huge feet considering he has been in the rumble for over 27 minutes. Luciano now from behind on Osbourne and now Andu and Luciano start to double team Osbourne in the corner. Here comes another entry people!

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Paul Blair: Where is he? Why hasn’t anybody come out yet! Hang on! It is Keith Daniels who is running through the crowd! YES! He just jumped Jake Douglas from behind and is pounding with lefts and right’s!

Jeff Jericho: Get him! Get that little punk! Daniels throws Douglas back into the ring. Daniels grabs a TV monitor and proceed to bash Douglas in the head with it! YES OH YES! Now Daniels grabs a kindo stick from off the mat and drills Douglas right in the family jewels with it and then proceeds to dump Douglas over the top rope! YES YES YES!!!!!!!

Paul Blair: Douglas just got assaulted and beaten up so quickly he didn’t have a chance to react! And now he is history from the rumble. Luciano and Daniels begin to hook it up as our next entry is being counted down!

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Jeff Jericho: And it is Pledge who is on his way down the ring. Luciano stops fighting Daniels and goes right after Pledge on the outside. Daniels goes to help Evil Andu choke the life out of Osbourne who has been in the rumble for over 37 minutes now. He is beat red, bleeding, bruised and bairly able to walk…I love it! Luciano gains the upper hand on Pledge and suplex’s him on the cold hard concrete. Luciano then grabs some TV cable and begins to choke the life out of Pledge. Luciano then grabs a night stick from off the ground and begins to dish out some hard times to Pledge!

Paul Blair: Let us not forget that Pledge has already wrestled here tonight against Z-Pac! Pledge has the chance to regain a shot at Z-Pac for next week if he wins the rumble. But right now, Pledge is getting beat up badly right in front of us. Evil Andu has just turned on Keith Daniels and choke slams him.

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Paul Blair: Oh my gosh it is former CWF World champion Jimmy Blast!!! What a number he drew in the rumble, he has #21. He is a 10 time World champion overall In his loooooong career! Blast runs into the ring and goes right after Osbourne! Those two have a long history as well.

Jeff Jericho: Jimmy Luciano just threw Pledge into the ring after giving him a thrashing on the outside of the ring. Jimmy Blast see’s his archenemy Pledge and goes right after him. Blast dumps Pledge out of the rumble. Luciano is upset and choke slams Blast over the top rope.

Paul Blair: My god, Luciano threw Blast clean over the top rope, what power he has. NO!! Luciano just leaped over the top rope to the floor to go after Pledge! Luciano just eliminated himself! Blast goes after Luciano and Pledge and all three men fight to the back!

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Jeff Jericho: and the 22nd contestant in MY RUMBLE is Blood! And he is coming to the ring with a HUGE baseball bat! Blood is in and just whacked Osbourne in the knee with it. I think he may have broken Osbourne’s knee right there, HA! Blood now whacks Daniels in the chest with the bat and then drills Evil Andu over the head with the bat. But it only staggers him! Blood again with a shot to the head but still Andu will not go down.

Paul Blair: Andu has a hard head, you aren’t going to hurt him there! WHAM! Blood nailed him a third time with the bat and just broke it over his head, Andu is down, bloody and out! And now what is Blood doing? He is dragging a table in here and setting it up in the ring. Now he has a 15-foot ladder and is setting that up. Rob Osbourne jumps him from behind and attempts to attack him but Blood kicks him in the nuts and throws him on the table! Good lord, Blood is climbing the ladder! He is going to kill Osbourne!

Jeff Jericho: This is GREAT! What carnage! Blood leaps from the top of the ladder a YES!!!!! He just nailed Osbourne from 15 feet above, they both went through the table and now there is a big hole in the ring. They have made a large hole in the ring, Osbourne has imprinted his body in the ring…he isn’t moving and I think he may have become a fixture in the CWF rings in the future. Blood is rolling around on the ground holding his ribs!

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Paul Blair: and here comes the first ever CWF grand slam winner Nemesis! Nemesis has one every single CWF title, he was the first one to do it and is a certain hall of famer! Nemesis is #23 in the rumble and goes right after Keith Daniels! One choke slam, two choke slams, three choke slams, FOUR by Nemesis on Daniels.

Jeff Jericho: Evil Andu is up and he just got nailed with a choke slam by Nemesis! Blood to his feet and he just got nailed with a choke slam! Nemesis is cleaning house! Nemesis grabs Blood by the hair and tried to throw him out of the rumble. Nemesis is dominating things.

Paul Blair: Keith Daniels is up and grabs a chair. He whacks Nemesis in the back with it, but no effect. He drills him in the head leaving a dent in the chair, but no effect again! Daniels goes for a third shot but Nemesis catches the chair in mid air and throws it out of the ring. He grabs Daniels around the throat and before he can coke slam him, Blood chop blocks him. Nemesis is down on the ground and Daniels and Blood stomp away at him.

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Jeff Jericho: #24 in the rumble and straight from WIW, Devon James!!! He enters the ring and goes right after Evil Andu who was trying to get to his feet. Nemesis finally makes it to his feet and does a flying shoulder block to both Daniels and Blood knocking them down. Nemesis get up and starts to go after Daniels when from behind with a crowbar is Devon James!

Paul Blair: James nails Nemesis straight between the eye’s with the crowbar which sends Nemesis over the top rope and down to the floor. Nemesis is gone! And oh my god! Rob Osbourne is moving, he is rolling towards the corner. His face is all blood, he body is black and blue, he cannot get up. He has been in this for 45 minutes and counting!!! Osbourne has just pulled out a pair of handcuffs and is cuffing himself to the middle rope ladies and gentlemen!

Jeff Jericho: Now this is a smart move, lets see him get eliminated now. He also has left himself as a sitting suck for everybody! Here comes somebody else as Andu, James and Daniels slug it out.

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Jeff Jericho: It is the co-holder of the tag team titles Rex Ryder who has the 26th spot in the rumble. He runs right into the ring and drop kicks Devon James right out of the ring. He then goes over to Max Dunlop and gorilla presses him right out of the rumble, leaving Ryder, Osbourne, Andu and Dainels left in the rumble. Ryder and Andu start to mix it up, as Daniels backs off and rests. Osbourne has finally managed to pull himself on the side of the ring.

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Paul Blair: We are totally out of time here at the Blair Jericho Hour, but we are going to keep going away! And here comes Frost Byte!! Another man from the WIW and he has the 27th spot in the rumble. Frost Byte is in and drills Max Dunlop out of the ring and the rumble with a TAZER! Frost Byte has brought a tazer to the ring.

Jeff Jericho: I love it! And now Frost Byte is tazering Evil Andu to the ground, and now Keith Daniels start to get him some of the tazer! Frost Byte has everybody in the ring down and out now!

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[ “Play the Game” by Motorhead begins to play and out walks Jeff Jericho Jr. (Triple J), Jeff Jericho’s 20 year old son. He comes to the ring with a crowbar and walks with a purpose. ]

Jeff Jericho: That is my boy, go get them son! Show them who is boss! My boy is going to be World champion, you wait and see!

Paul Blair: Triple J walks into the ring and ducks underneath a tazer shot by Frost Byte and smacks him with the crowbar! Jericho then picks him up and tosses him over the top rope to the floor.

Jeff Jericho: YES! That is my boy! Look at him go! Drop kick to Evil Andu, spear to Keith Daniels and a flying head butt to Rex Ryder knocks him over. Look at him go! Triple J then walks over to the legend Rob Osbourne who has been in the rumble for 53 minutes and attempts to get him out. Once again Osbourne is hanging by his one arm, and just dangles above the ground.

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Jeff Jericho: That is my boy, go get them son! Show them who is boss! My boy is going to be World champion, you wait and see!

Paul Blair: Triple J walks into the ring and ducks underneath a tazer shot by Frost Byte and smacks him with the crowbar! Jericho then picks him up and tosses him over the top rope to the floor.

Jeff Jericho: YES! That is my boy! Look at him go! Drop kick to Evil Andu, spear to Keith Daniels and a flying head butt to Rex Ryder knocks him over. Look at him go! Triple J then walks over to the legend Rob Osbourne who has been in the rumble for 53 minutes and attempts to get him out. Once again Osbourne is hanging by his one arm, and just dangles above the ground.

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Paul Blair: YES! It is the Job-Core Champion Earl who is on his way to the ring! Here is your next World champion Golden Jerk, not your son!

Jeff Jericho: Oh yeah? There he goes! Triple J just drop kicked him back out of the ring. Earl is gone and we have a new record, 3 seconds it took for him to get eliminated! HAHAHA

Paul Blair: WOW! Rex Ryder just went flying out of the ring as Keith Daniels hip tossed him over the top rope to the floor! And now the count down begins for the 30th man in the rumble and no surprise it will be Brian Adams! We have 5 men left in the ring, Jericho, Andu, Daniels and Osbourne.

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Jeff Jericho: Here comes Brian Adams with a steel chair and he just leveled my son Triple J with it. He just screamed Evil Andu with it and nailed Keith Daniels in the back. He has my son….NOOOOOOOOOOO! he just got rid of Triple J! Dear god no!

Paul Blair: HAHAHA! Sucks to be you eh Jericho? And now Adams has Evil Andu up…WHAM over the head with the steel chair and there goes Evil Andu. He just flipped over the top rope. And that means that next week Andu will get a Mid-Atlantic title shot.

Jeff Jericho: Adams is reaching into his trunks. He pulled out a key and is walking over to Osbourne. He is uncuffing those hand cuffs Rob is wearing, this is the end of Nightmare Osbourne, he has been in for an hour exactly, now he is on his way out! Adams and Daniels both have Rob up on the top rope who looks to be barley even conscious at this stage. Wait a minute, Daniels just punked Adams! Daniels just tossed Adams out of the rumble!!!!!! GOD NO!!! That means Brian Adams gets a Unified title shot!

Paul Blair: And now Daniels is setting a beaten up Rob Osbourne on the top rope, one more push should do it. Wait a minute! Brian Adams is back in the ring! He is attacking Keith Daniels….NOOOO Adams just threw Daniels out of the rumble!! That mean!!!!

Jeff Jericho: Rob Osbourne DID IT!! He won the Jericho Rumble!! He lasted for over an hour!! I don’t think he is even awake, I think he is knocked out or passed out from the pain! I don’t think he even knows he won the rumble! But he did! This is man has the best performance I have ever seen in a rumble, the best by far! What a job! And next week Z-Pac vs. Rob Osbourne!!! For the World title!! Don’t miss it!! And don’t miss Sunday Brawl this weekend!! We are out of time what a show! Rob Osbourne wins the rumble!

[ Scene fades with Rob Osbourne lying face down on the mat, hardly able to move but smiling with happiness that he survived the most vicious match of his career! Scene also shows Brian Adams and Keith Daniels fighting at ringside both men feel they should have won the rumble, both men screwed each other. SCREEN FADES TO BLACK!!! ] 1