[The shows opens up in Max Dunlop's office..Steven Duarte is on the phone with Owner of the CWF Mark..]

Steven Duarte: Yeah don't worry Mark..I'll take care of that little shit disturber tonight..I won't let this turn into another RWF fiasco I'll assure you that! What? Oh yeah Mark..don't worry..I have hired a little help to sort of take care of my light work so to speak..Haha..Yeah..Ok Mark..Bye..And so long Brian Adams!!

[The scene cuts to Teddy Turnbuckle and Bobby Crane..]

TT: What in the hell does Duarte mean "bye Brian Adams!?" Adams and XXX are suppose to wrestle G-Pac and Z-Pac here tonight!!

BC: Duarte has something brewing!!

TT: I heard Adams and Duarte were having problems back stage but I never thought it would become public!!

BC: Admitt it Teddy..Brian Adams and Steven Duarte just do NOT like each other!!

TT: Like isn't word..Anyways we are back to basics here in the CWF we are back to the show that made this industry what it is today..we are back to BRAWL!!

BC: And these idiots in Chicago are loving every minute of it too!!

TT: And here we go..BRAWL IS ON THE AIR!!

vice grip is shown]

TT: There is bad bood between these two..There is no doubt about that!

BC: Of course there is..that idiot Pledge tried to break Johnson's ankle at the RETRIBUTION with that chair!

TT: Not before Pledge got ran down in the parking lot the POP before..here comes "THE ICE MAN"!

["Enter Sandman" by Metallica blares over the PA and out limps "Ice Man" Steve Johnson still feeling the affects of that chair from RETRIBUTION..]

BC: There is no way in hell you an get Steve Johnson to say those two horrible words--I QUIT..if you want a quitter you had better look up the name XXX who apparently isn't here tonight 'cause Jeff Jericho isn't here to wipe his ass and change his diaper..HAHAHA..I knew that so-called "legend" couldn't cut the mustard in today's version of wrestling..Z-Pac would have killed him and you know how much I hate that FREAK of a World Champion we have now!

TT: Would you stop..XXX is a legend in this CWF..Check the Hall of Fame list..

BC: You mean the Hall of Hasbeens? Speaking of hasbeens--here comes a never really was!!

TT: You mean former CWF World Champion don't you? Listen to these people as Steve Johnson is in the ring glaring at the rampway..Here comes PLEDGE!!!!

["Iron Man" blares over the and comes Pledge with mean intentions in his stare..He runs to the ring and charges Johnson.]

TT: PLEDGE runs at the ICE Man..ICE MAN with a Arm Drag into an armbar and into an armlock!!

BC: But coward Pledge quickly gets to the rope.

TT: The ref counts the break and Johnson breaks the hold..Johnson back to his feet and now he's stomping Pledge's left arm!!

BC: He's going to break that arm before the night is over with!

TT: Johnson now...scoops Pledge up and pins Pledge's left arm behind his back and BODY SLAM!!

BC: And Johnson contiues to do a number on the left arm of Pledge..look at him stomp away!!

TT: Johnson lifts Pledge up by his hair..Fireman's Carry into an Airplane Spin..and the ICE MAN with a Death Valley Drop type move only Pledge lands on his left arm instead of head!! What a move and now Johnson sinches on a Armlock!! But Pledge won't quit!!

BC: The ref is asking him but Pledge is saying "No"..Pledge to the ropes again and that cheater is getting hold broke again..

TT: Smart move by the most intellligent wrestler in the business today, tomorrow or yesterday!! Both men back on their feet as Pledge shakes his left arm out..Arm Whip by Pledge..and a size 16 right to the face of ICE MAN!!

BC: Come on Pledge..nobody in the arena wants to smell your nasty smelling feet you big dumb goof..

TT: Well ICE MAN sure is getting a whiff of them now!! Pledge lifts Johnson up..BEAR HUG!!!! BEAR HUG!! The ref is asking Johnson but he shakes his head no and HEAD BUTT by the ICE MAN!!

BC: That's one way to break that hold.

TT: And now ICE MAN off the ropes..LEZ PRESS!! LEZ PRESS!! And Johnson with those piston like right hands and Brawl has came back with a bang here tonight!!

BC: I think ICE MAN just bit Pledge!!

TT: He did! That twisted son of a bitch just bit Pledge!! Johnson back up..off the ropes..Point of the elbow on the most patriotic big man in the CWF..

BC: You mean "idiotic" don't you?

TT: Pledge halfway to his feet..SPEAR!!! He just SPEARED the ICE MAN and my god it sounded like a damn car wreck!! Pledge gets back up and tries another SPEAR!!

BC: But Johnson side-swipes it..Drop Toe Hold into a Chicken Wing!! That left arm of Pledge is taking a beating!!

TT: ICE MAN really has that Chicken Wing locked on but still Pledge won't quit!! Pledge to the ropes again!! Pledge is using the text book herer tonight!!

BC: Both men back to there feet..ICE MAN just flipped Pledge off and Pledge with a CHOKE SLAM!!

TT: Don't piss the "Patriotic Big Man" off..it won't get you anywhere..Pledge locks on the Mandible Claw!! THIS ONE IS OVER!!

BC: NO!! NO!!

TT: Johnson is out--but wait a minute..oh my!! He just kicked Pledge in the nuts!!

BC: For the love squirrels your "Patriotic Big Man" has just been nutted!!

TT: END OF THE LINE!!! [Stunner] END OF THE LINE!!!!

BC: Johnson goes for the cover but it won't do him any good..This is a I QUIT MATCH..the only way you can win is by having your opponent say "I QUIT"!!

TT: Johnson just pushed the ref down!! Pledge back to his feet..Johnson turns around..CLOTHESLINE!! And Johnson goes flying over the top rope and onto the floor!!

BC: What's Pledge doing now?

TT: He runs off the top rope and now he's balancing on the middle of the top rope!! Shades of the Undertaker!!! CROSS BODY BLOCK!!! And these people are on there feet and Brawl 2 years later is kickin' ass!!!

BC: And I think ICE MAN landed on the already injured ankle funny--and Pledge goes right after the ankle!!

TT: ANKLE LOCK!!! ANKLE LOCK!! ICE MAN taps!! ICE MAN taps!!

BC: But ref is down in the ring and didn't see it..Pledge releases the hold to check on the ref..Johnon rolls over to the security railing and uses that to help him to his feet!!

TT: What guts the ICE MAN has!! Like him or not this guy can go there is no doubt about that..ICE MAN limps over and grabs a chair..the ref is back up..Pledge turns around and *THUD*!! Did you hear that?? My god what a chairshot by the "Oklahoma City Bad Ass"!! Pledge has been busted wide open and ICE MAN contiues to get himself some at the expense of the "Patriotic Big Man"!! DOUBLE AXE HANDLE and the "Macho Man" Randy Savage couldn't have done it any better!!

BC: Perfectly timed!!

TT: Thank you.

BC: I was talking about the move you idiot!

TT: Oh that too..

BC: Pledge tries to pick up the chair!!

TT: But a Drop Kick by Johnson and that chair goes back into the face of Pledge!! But Pledge is fighting back!! Some how..some way the "Patriotic Big Man" is fighting the hell back and listen to these people!! Both men are toe to toe slugging it out!! "THE PATRIOTIC BIG MAN" versus "THE OKLAHOMA CITY BAD ASS" and it doesn't get any better than this!!!

BC: And this is only our opening match!!

TT: Fist of fury by Pledge but Johnson is matching him blow for blow!! And I urge you all right now--get up out of your seats 'cause this one is truly off the page!!!! Pledge scoops Johnson up...DVD through the timekeepers table!!! Both men are broken in half!!

BC: Pledge looks like he is up first..Wait a minute..what's that idiot doing?

TT: Pledge grabs the time keepers bell and he just blasted Johnson in the face with it!! Johnson has been busted open now!! Pledge hits him with that bell again!! But Johnson fights back!!!! THE ICE MAN has seen his own blood and now he is like a man possessed!!!!!!!! Eye Gouge followed by a face rake and a Eagle Split Elbow by the ICE MAN to the knee of Pledge..Johnson grabs that time keepers bell and he just blasted Pledge on the left arm!! Johnson limps over and he just pushed the camera man down and now he grabs the camera..[Johnson flips the audience at home off..] and he just broke it over Pledge's left arm!! My god this man is cold!! Johnson is now wrapping that camera cord around the neck of Pledge choking the life out of him!!

BC: And what's ICE MAN doing now?

TT: He's dragging Pledge into the ring by that cord!! Now he Pledge over the tp rope!! My god he is hanging Pledge!! Somebody do something..enough is enough..these two are trying to kill each other..somebody stop this right now!! THE CORD BROKE!!! THE CORD BROKE!! PLEDGE IS DEAD!! MY GOD I THINK PLEDGE IS DEAD!! SOMEBODY HELP!! PLEDGE IS TURNING PURPLE!!

BC: But look at Johnson..He could careless!!

TT: That son of a bitch!! He's dragging Pledge back into the ring broken cord around the neck of Pledge and all!! CHICKEN WING!!! CHICKEN WING ON THE LEFT ARM AND THIS ONE HAS TO BE OVER!!

BC: THE REF IS ASKING PLEDGE BUT HE IS PASSED OUT!! HE CAN'T RESPOND!!

TT: PLEDGE HAS PASSED OUT!! THE REF ASKS BUT STILL NO REPONSE!! COME ON REF--STOP THIS RIGHT NOW--PLEDGE IS OUT!!

BC: THE REF GOES OVER AND CHECKS PLEDGES RIGHT ARM TO SEE IF HE'S OUT!! ONE...PLEDGE'S ARM WENT DOWN LIFELESS FOR A ONE!!

TT: TWO!! AND IF PLEDGE'S ARM GOES DOWN FOR THIS THIRD TIME IT IS OVER!! THRE--PLEDGE'S ARM STAYED UP!!!!!!! LISTEN TO THESE PEOPLE BLOW THE ROOF OFF THE PLACE!!

BC: Pledge is "hulking up" so to speak!!

TT: PLEDGE is some how back to his feet!! Johnson can believe it..PLEDGE with the PLEDGE HAMMER but only without the HAMMER..[TOTURE RACK] but Johnson will not quit!! The ref keeps asking him but still Johnson won't quit!!! This is what the CWF is all about..Forget quitters like XXX..JERICHO and DART..THIS IS WHAT THE NEW CWF ERA HAS FOR YOU!! PLEDGE HAMMER!!! PLEDGE HAMMER!!

BC: PLEDGE goes for the cover but that won't do him any good either..

TT: Pledge goes to the outside and grabs a chair--he rolls back in..He's putting ICE MAN's ankle in it like he did at Retribution!! Pledge is going to the tope rope and GOOD GOD!!! He did it again and Johnson just shrieked out in pain..PLEDGE just snapped his ankle in two!! ANKLE LOCK!!! ANKLE LOCK!! JOHNSON IS TRYIN' TO GET TO THE ROPES..BUT PLEDGE DRAGS HIM TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING..JOHNSON WILL NOT QUIT!! THE REFS ASKS AGAIN [Johnson screams "Hell No!!"]..JOHNSON WILL NOT QUIT!! Johnson is trying to get to the rope!! But PLEDGE drags him back to the middle of the ring..JOHNSON HAS PASSED OUT FROM THE PAIN!! MY GOD I THINK JOHNSON HAS PASSED OUT FROM THE PAIN!! THE REF CHECKS HIS ARM--ONE---THE REF CHECKS AGAIN--TWO--THE REF IS GOING FOR THE THIRD ARM CHECK!!

BC: COME ON ICE MAN!! GET UP!!!!

TT: THREE!!!! THE REF SAYS RING THE BELL!! PLEDGE HAS WON THIS THING!!

BC: BUT JOHNSON NEVER QUIT!!

TT: You're damn right he didn't..you are never ever going to get the "Oklahoma City Bad Ass" to utter those words but it was the refs call..PLEDGE is leaving to huge ovation and he damn well deserves it!! Johnson is back on his feet in the ring..Pledge looks back and the two stare at each other for a minute--everybody in the building is on their feet saluting these two!! THESE TWO GAVE YOU EVERY THING THEY HAD--THEY GAVE YOU THEIR ALL--THEY HAVE YOUR THEIR HEART--THEY GAVE YOU THEIR SOUL--THEY GAVE YOU EVERYTHING SHORT OF THEIR LIVES AND GOD DAMN IT I AM PROUD TO SAY I AM PART OF THE CWF AND SO IS EVERY SINGLE FAN IN THIS ARENA!! "THE PATRIOTIC BIG MAN".."THE OKLAHOMA CITY BAD ASS"..I THANK YOU BOTH..FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART!! WOW!! WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK!!

WINNER: PLEDGE ALLEGENCE

[**Commerical for TWA frequent flyers shown..It shows MVP in Rome.."Fly TWA to Rome..fly first class like MVP!"..]

[The shows come back to air with Steven Duarte in the office of the Canadian Commish Max Dunlop..The two seem to be discussing something when suddenly a body comes flying through the door..]

TT: Duarte and Dunlop are out of there as I guess our CWF Mid-Atlantic Title Falls Count Anywhere has begun in the office of our commissioner!

BC: They better be careful..you don't want to mess the Commish's office up..That spear by Ravager already sent Caleb Marlowe through the door!!

TT: And this big "Extreme Fighting Machine" is setting the CWF on fire bringing back this Hardcore division!! Ravager lifts Marlowe up with a Powerslam onto the desk of the Commish!!

BC: And that desk broke in half!!

TT: But Ravager isn't done yet..He picks up the Commish's chair and blasts Marlowe in the head with it!! What's Ravager doing now..He's charging at Marlowe with another SPEAR!!

BC: But Marlowe ducks a Ravager goes flying into a water cooler!!

TT: Marlowe picks up a coffee pot..He busted it over Ravager's head!! Now he picks up the coffee pot burner--MY GOD he just burned Ravager!!

BC: And that water cooler water just mixed with the coffee pot cord and OUCH!!

TT: Both men just got the shock of their lives!!

BC: Hey..that's my line!

TT: I know I was just making sure you were paying attention!! And Marlowe the first one back to his feet and he picks up a clock hanging on the wall..*THUD* He just blasted Ravager with that clock!!

BC: Does anybody have the time? Ravager does..HAHAHA!!

TT: SPEAR!! SPEAR!!! RAVAGER JUST SPEARED MARLOWE THROUGH THE WALL AND INTO ANOTHER ROOM!!

BC: THE MENS ROOM!! GET OUT THERE YOU IDIOTS!!

TT: Marlowe and Ravager are now fighting inside a bathroom!! RAVAGER with a DDT onto the piss infested bathroom concrete!!

BC: Where's Mr. Clean when you need him?

TT: Oh you mean bald headed Steve Dart? He quit the fed last week remember? RAVAGER with a Pile Driver onto that floor!! The cover..1.........2...th--ONE HALF OF THE CWF TAG CHAMPIONS KICKED OUT!! RAVAGER just ripped off a bathroom door but Marlowe drop kicks it into Ravager's face!! Marlowe picks up a toilet lid--*THUD* MARLOWE JUST BELTED RAVAGER WITH THAT TOILET LID!! And now he picks up the toilet tank cover--OH GOOD GOD!!

BC: He just shattered that toilet tank cover over RAVAGER's head!!

TT: This isas Extreme as you can get inside a bathroom!!

BC: Obviuosly you have never been back there after Magnus Thunder has layed one of his bombs..

TT: Would you stop! Marlowe and Ravager are now battling out of the bathroom and into the catering area!!

BC: Ravager bodyslams Marlowe through a table of hot plates!!! RAVAGER with a Running LEG DROP!!

TT: THE NBA HAS ALLEN IVERSON vs. VINCE CARTER but we have RAVAGER VS. CALEB MARLOWE with CWF MID-ATLANTIC TITLE ON THE LINE!! RAVAGER lifts Marlowe up by his hair and BELLY TO BELLY through the punch table!! Both men are now soaked in punch!! RAVAGER back up but MARLOWE with a LOW BLOW!! DOUBLE ARMED DDT!!

BC: And MARLOWE picks up the punch bowl and he shatters it over RAVAGER'S head!!

TT: What a war this has turned out to be!! MARLOWE now picks up RAVAGER in a High Vertical Suplex...MY GOD what carnage!! MARLOWE just SUPLEXED RAVAGER right through a damn popcorn machine!! And still they fight on!!

BC: Wait a minute--they just left the catering area..they are fighting on the balcony now!!

TT: Left hand by Marlowe..right hand by Ravager..Marlowe and Ravager are at least 30 feet in the air..Ravager staggers Marlowe with a big right hand and---WHOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BC: RAVAGER SPEARED MARLOWE OFF THE BALCONY AND THROUGH THE STAGE 30 FEET BELOW THEM!!!!

TT: MY GOD THESE TWO ARE HARDCORE TO THE CORE!! RAVAGER LANDED ON MARLOWE..BOTH MEN ARE OUT..THE REF COUNTS..1........2.....3!!!

BC: RAVAGER retains his CWF MID-ATLANTIC TITLE!!

TT: What a match!! We will be right back!!

WINNER AND STILL CWF MID-ATLANTIC CHAMPION: RAVAGER

[Memorial Day Massacre 2001: THUNDERSTORM promo is shown..]

[All of a sudden Roman Soldiers pop out from the back marching in two straight files. They carry big shields and swords. They stand facing each other and raise their swords across one anothers then "Papercut" by Linkin Park starts to play and a fireball rises from the rampway. The lights go black and then turn on again and we see Mike Van Pro with Commander Midnight by his side. Mike wears normal ring attire with a crown of leaves upon his head, the two men slowly make their way to the steel ball which is sitting in the middle of the ring. Before he enters the ring he takes off the crown and hands it to Midnight who holds it carefully. The soldiers in the rampway disperse as does Midnight who walks slowly to the backstage area. Mike enters the steel sphere, he climbs to the top and raises the Unified Championship above his head as the crowd boos him. He drops to the bottom of the cage and the fight commences......]

TT: We have got a battle as soon as MVP enters that sphere!! And the sphere is being raised 20 feet above the air!!

BC: There are all kinds of things in that sphere..!! As the cage goes up a drum is being entered in the ring!! The officials are lighting it on fire!!

TT: You talk about the ulimate non interference match..this is it! MVP vs. BLOOD for the CWF UNIFIED TITLE!!

[Blood and MVP start the match with a flurry of punches each person dishing out numerous combinations of punches and each person delivering the same number to each other. Mike eventually gets the upper hand and starts animalistic attacks on Blood pounding his face. He then lifts him up and throws him against the cage a couple of times. Finally Bolod fights back does a series of moves on Mike and goes to climb the cage. Van Pro gets right back up and goes inbetween Blood's legs for a powerbomb onto the spherical cage.]

TT: Huge move by MVP!!

BC: MVP picks up a chair--he just smashed Blood with that chair!! Mike and Blood areclimbing to the top both trying to get out but they hang on with one hand until Mike reaches up and does a hurricanrranna to the floor below of that sphere 20 feet in the air!!

TT: They are both lieing on the ground of this caged sphere trying to get back to the top of the cage. They are both back on their feet here on BRAWL!!

BC: They are both climbing that cage but the cage is breaking apart!! This sphere may not last through this match..kids please do not try to try this at home!!

TT: They climb to the top of the sphere one more time this time both are in the same piece of the cage. Blood and MVP desperately try to punch each other in mid-air! But no! The piece of the cage in which they are hanging from falls to the bottom of the cage of the floor and into the fire below!!

[Both collapse and medics come out to help them! The commentators are stunned]

TT: MY god folks..this isn't part of the show..Both men have fallen out of that sphere and into the fire below!! The officials have put out the fire but we need some help out here right now! Get them out of here medics!

[Mike rises to his feet once again and waives off the people helping him! Van Pro climbs to the top of the cage and raises his arms as he signals for his move!!]

TT: MVP is back up! I don't beileve it..For the love of god MVP is back up!! MVP climbs that broken down sphere and PAPER CUT!!! [450 SPLASH] This one is over..1.........2....thr--What in the hell? Somebody just attacked MVP--IT'S MAGNUS THUNDER!! THUNDERSTORM!! CALEB MARLOWE IS OUT HERE NOW!! HE JUST PUSHED MIDNIGHT DOWN!! THUNDER PUTS BLOOD ON MVP PUT THE REF WON'T COUNT..THUNDER JUST LOOKS AT THE REF--KICK TO THE GUT--THUNDERSTORM!!! MAGNUS IS YANKING THE REF'S SHIRT OFF AND GIVING IT TO CALEB MARLOWE!!

BC: These guys are cheating--Marlowe is putting on the ref's shirt..He's making the count..1....2....3!!! NO!!!

TT: WE HAVE A NEW CWF UNIFIED CHAMPION AND A NEW STABLE HAS BEEN BORN!!

[Caleb, Blood and Magnus all leave together as Blood holds his new CWF Unified Title up high!!]

TT: Wow!! What a night!! Don't go anywhere folks--we will be right back!!

WINNER AND NEW CWF UNIFIED CHAMPION: BLOOD

[NBA Playoff commerical is played..It shows clip of Shaq..Allen Iverson..Kobe Bryant..Chris Webber..Vince Carter..Jason Williams then Tim Duncan..]

[The scene comes back to the backstage area where you see Evil Andu beating Chris Penncross with a lead pipe!! Penncross lays in a pool of blood as Adu leaves with a crazed look in his eyes!!]

TT: This Evil Andu has snapped!! He just took out Chris Penncross right before his match!

BC: That will now make this Crazz vs. Suicide match a one on one match-up!!

TT: Both of these men are trying to make a name for themselves and this is the way to do it!!

[The low strum of Eye of the Tiger fills the arena as a blue spot light roams over the crowd. Slowly finding its way to the entrance as the first beat on the drums explodes out over the speakers, a hugh explosion of blinding white pyrotechniques goes off and CRAZZ Steps out into the view of audience. He goes to the ring and waits for Suicide..]

BC: And here comes the most suicidal..the most homicidal..the most genocidal athlete in wrestling today!!

["Getchya Grove On" by Limp Bizkit blasts throughout the arena, as a countdown appears on the screen. Once the countdown hits zero, Suicide appears at the entrance, back facing the ring, and fireworks blasting off. He turns around, and walks to the ring somewhat cocky.]

TT: And as Suicide goes to ring he is met by a Short Armed Clothesline!! Shades of Jake "the Snake" Roberts! CRAZZ now with a BELLY TO BELLY ONE ARM BEHIND THE BACK PRESS RELEASE CRAZZ PLEX!! Suicide back up and Crazz with a POWER BOMB AND PIN!! 1.....2...KICK OUT by SUICIDE!!

BC: You aren't going to beat these young lions that quit!!

TT: And now a Indian Deathlock into a slam by Crazz!! Crazz is taking Suicide to school and kickin' ass 101 is the class!! Suicide up and a Reverse Neck Breaker!! Suicide off the ropes with a Second Rope Moonsault!! Suicide back to his feet..He runs at Crazz with a Spinning Heel Kick that sent both Crazz and Suicide over the top rope and onto the floor..Suicide quickly up and Running Moonsault off the Security Guard rail and onto Crazz but Crazz caught Suicide--SPINE BUSTER!! Crazz lifts Suicide up and puts him on his shoulder..Crazz just rammed Suicide into the ringpost!! And he still has Suicide on his shoulder and he's going to do it again!!

BC: But Suicide slips out and rams Crazz face first into the ring post followed by a quick Bull Dog!! Suicide pushes down the ring announcer at ringside and sets up his chair..MOONSAULT OFF THE CHAIR AND ONTO CRAZZ!! HE HIT IT!! THE REF IS LETTING THIS ONE GO!! SUICIDE THROWS THE CHAIR AT CRAZZ AND SUICIDAL IMPULSE [VAN DAMNADATOR]!! The thows Crazz back into the ring and climbs the ringpost with that chair!! FACE FIRST CHAIR JUMP OFF THE TOP ROPE!! But Crazz put up the big boot!! CRAZZ now with THE DRUNK DRIVER!! My god he hit his finisher!! The cover..1...........2.......3!!! CRAZZ wins!!

BC: I think both of these guys are ready for our Mid-Atlantic Division!! Wow..what a show these two put on!

TT: WE will be write back folks!

WINNER BY PINFALL: CRAZZ

["Big" Billy Vance t-shirt promo is shown..]

PART II

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