Last week, the National Champion proved his worth when he pinned the number one contender to the World Heavyweight Championship! The Horsemen reigned havoc as they not only defeated Pledge Allegiance and Mariano Fernandez...but also as they ran roughshot over the CWF...
But when the dust cleared, the night didn't go as the Horsemen had planned. Brian Adams had the last laugh as he and the Horsemen watched Bob Osbourne's truck go up in flames. Which brings us to...
Tonight, the world will see a blockbuster show with a triple main event! Three legends square off as the measuring stick..."The Ruler" Paul Blair, the Hall Of Famer and former multitime champion, Pledge Allegiance, and the infamous Nitemare's Nightmare...the man who brought the World Champion to the limits one week ago, Tige' will try to bring the house down in this massive triple threat!
In addition, CWF's Present will meet CWF's future for the first time! Mariano Fernandez...the young kid who made the rise to main event status in a short time...the kid who has been proclaimed as the future of the CWF...will go one on one against the former World Heavyweight Champion...the dispised...the hated...and possibly the most talent person in the CWF today...the man who won the Last Man Standing Battle Royale..."The Flawless One" Brian Adams!
And in our third main event of the night...for the first time ever on Showdown...a Championship Showcase! A match for the ages as the three crowned as the best in their division meet in the ring! The up and coming superstar...the longest reigning Unified Champion...and the man who time and time again has proven that a match can end just like that! The Unified Champion Bob Osbourne will step in to the ring with the man who returned and impressed the world...the man who pinned the number one contender...the man who at Last Man Standing...captured the National Championship..."The Dangerous One" Keith Daniels! The third to enter the match is the veteran...the man who has bled CWF for over a decade...the man who overcame The Nitemare at Last Man Standing...the World Heavyweight Champion, Magnus Thunder!
This is the CWF...
Fade in to a sold out Thomas & Mack Center in Sin City itself! Las Vegas, Nevada! Fireworks and pyro blast off from the entrance ramp and stage as the crowd roars with furious cheers! The crowd is on their feet as the fireworks and pyro continue to explode!
Teddy Turnbuckle and Bobby Crane sit at the commentator's table near ringside.
TT: Hello everybody and welcome to Saturday Night Showdown! I'm Teddy Turnbuckle and with me at ringside is "Beautiful" Bobby Crane! We are coming to you live from a sold out Thomas & Mack Center in Las Vegas...and what a show we have in store for you tonight!
BC: The Horsemen ran roughshot over Showdown last week until the final moments! I can almost guarentee that they'll want vengeance on Adams after he blew up Bobby's truck!
TT: Regardless of how the show ended...it doesn't change the fact that the Horsemen got the best of Keith Daniels, Tige', and Mariano Fernandez.
BC: No doubt!
Video footage begins to play from last week's Showdown. It starts with the attack on Jimmy Blast, Money Train, and Tony Mullins. It continues with Bob Osbourne attacking Winters with paintball guns.
Kodiak Winters: What the...
Before Winters can finish his sentence, Bob Osbourne steps in to the office, two paintball guns aimed at Winters. He pulls the triggers, pelting Winters over and over with pink and yellow paint! Winters throws up his arms to protect himself as Osbourne continues to fire, speaking as he continues the assault!
Bob Osbourne: I hear Xamin put you in charge...but we're only going to tell you this once... The Horsemen own the CWF...and if there's any question about that, there won't be by the end of the night! Consider this your ONLY warning. Chemical X says next time...we won't be shooting paint!
The package continues with Daniels walking backstage. He is dropkicked in to his locker room.
Sickboy: Hurry up! Hurry up!
Suddenly, Jack Mason appears wearing a gas mask and holding a book bag. He helps Sickboy hold the door closed and pulls out a strange looking contraption that looks like a bomb made out of two twenty ounce coke bottles and a digital clock. He presses a button on the contraption and looks at Sickboy. Sickboy cracks open the door and Mason tosses the contraption in, quickly pulling the door shut after. Sickboy slips on a mask as the sounds of struggle can be heard inside to room.
Sickboy: Well Dr. Mason, you’re the chemist that made that contraption... How long should it take?
Mason looks at Sickboy and shrugs. The sound of bodies hitting the floor can be heard. Sickboy opens the door. All the transvestites are knocked out. Keith Daniels is lying on his back with his feet toward the door. Lying on top of him in a sixty-nine position is one of the transvestites with his waist right over Keith Daniels face.
Sickboy: Oh my god! That’s priceless!
Sickboy pulls out a small digital camera from his back pocket and snaps a picture.
Sickboy: Alright...let’s get him outta here before someone shows up.
Sickboy and Mason each grab a foot of Daniels and begin to drag him out of the dressing room. The video continues with Mariano walking through the hallway. At the end of the hallway is a stretcher. A small lifeless body looking to be Rei’s is the bed.
Mariano Fernandez: Rei?
Mariano quickly rushes to the aid of Rei. The second he touches the stretcher he freezes and starts convulsing as electricity shoots through his body. Suddenly Chemical X slowly paces out in front of Mariano. In his left hand a remote, in his right, a Beanbag Shotgun. X hits the switch and Mariano stops convulsing, but before he can respond...X raises the shotgun with one hand and fires! A beanbag flies out of the shotgun and hits Mariano right in the head, knocking him out cold!
Chemical X: Justice will prevail my ass!
X checks to make sure Mariano is down and then lifts the lightweight up in a fireman’s carry and lays him on the stretcher. He places the shotgun next to him and pushes the stretcher down the hall. The package continues with Tige, Keith Daniels, and Mariano all tied by their hands to wooden posts with concrete bases. Their mouths are taped shut but their eyes are wide open. They are surrounded by Congolese Tribesmen standing...holding AK47s. Bobby begins to run out of the arena.
Sickboy, Chemical X and Jack Mason step into the shot.
Sickboy: Wha, I thought we were just going to intimidate them... I didn’t know we were going to kill them!
Chemical X: We’re not…well...I’m not putting the trigger at least.
Bob Osbourne rushes to join the group.
Bob Osbourne: Who gave these guys assault rifles?
Sickboy: Who do you think?
Everyone looks at Mason who shakes his head no. All eyes turn to Chemical X.
Chemical X: What… what’s the worse that can happen… ready!
The Congolese Tribesmen cock their rifles. The men who stood against the Horsemen eyes get big as they look at the Congolese Tribesmen.
TT: Oh my god somebody stop this!
Chemical X: aim!
TT: What the hell was that?!
Cut to the parking lot where Bob's trucks sits abandoned. The Horsemen rush to it. They surround the truck, inspecting it...but nobody is inside.
Chemical X: Oh damn! Duck and cover!!!
The Horsemen try to rush away from the vehicle...
Pieces of the truck fly passed the now grounded horsemen as the truck becomes a flaming metal box. The four men look back at the carnage. They all feel a presence and look in front of them to see Brian Adams standing there.
Brian Adams: Life's a mother *BEEP*, ain't it bitches! Don't worry though...I'll help you put it out.
Adams smirks as he walks passed and over to the truck. The Horsemen slowly get back to their feet as a stream comes from Adams on to the flames.
TT: Is he...
BC: Yes...yes he is...and it's great!
TT: Sorry, folks! We're out of time! We'll see you next week!
Adams finishes. He turns to The Horsemen and smiles as they look at him in disbelief. The video ends as we return to the commentator's table.
TT: Last week was one hell of a show, but what about tonight, Bobby?! What about Jimmy Blast and whoever he chooses as his partner taking on Chemical X and Sickboy tonight?
BC: After last week, we need this match to solve some issues! Everyone knows that Blast is an original Horsemen, a former member of the Horsemen, and tonight...he looks to destroy the Horsemen!
TT: We're also going to see Tige', Pledge Allegiance, and Paul Blair in a triple threat match tonight!
BC: Pledge and Mariano had a tough loss last week to the Horsemen. Paul Blair took Adams to the limit...but he too fell to defeat. And Tige'...in my opinion he was screwed! He was having an excellent showing against our World Heavyweight Champion before the Horsemen interfered!
TT: I agree! We're also going to see Brian Adams take on our fastest rising star, Mariano Fernandez!
BC: That is going to be a great match, Teddy! Mariano Fernandez...Brian Adams...that has pay-per-view written all over it...but we'll be seeing it live tonight!
TT: Can't wait for that one! And of course, what about our main event!
Suddenly Jack Mason walks out from the back with no music. The crowd instantly reacts by booing him loudly. Jack pays no attention to them as he heads straight for the ring. He slides under the bottom rope and stands in the ring, looking around at everyone booing. He goes to the corner and is handed a microphone.
Jack Mason: SHUT UP!!!
The crowd boos even louder and Mason laughs at them. They keep booing and he keeps laughing. He is bent over in laughter. This goes on for about forty-five seconds before he raises up, holding his side and wiping a tear from his eye.
Jack Mason: Please! Stop! Stop! You're all so hilarious! Just little piggies, so easy to manipulate! But I'm not here to talk about your stupidity or how much I hate you ... which, by the way, is a lot. No. I'm here to talk about the SCREW job that happened last week!
TT: Screw job?! Is he serious?!
BC: Shut up, Teddy! The contender is trying to speak!
Jack Mason: First of all, I was just minding my own business last week when I get sneak attacked by Magnus Thunder and Brian Adams! This devilish scheme caused I, your savior, to be injured! But I still fought Keith Daniels! Even though I was in no condition to fight, because of the cowardly sneak attack that I did nothing to cause, I fought anyway! I was just about to win when Keith Daniels rolled me up, HELD MY TIGHTS, and pinned me illegally!
The crowd boos. Someone throws a fountain drink into the ring.
TT: What the hell is he talking about?! Daniels never held the tights!
BC: Yes he did! I saw it!
TT: We're you hallucinating?!
Jack Mason: So what I'd like to do right now is to have one of those cowards come down here and face me man-to-man. I'm not waiting anymore, I'm fighting you HERE ... TONIGHT!! But not you Brian Adams ... I'll see you at SuperCard when you lose to me and don't win my belt. No, I'm talking about Magnus Thunder! Magnus, get your fat ass down here and face me like a man!
The instrumental version of "Haunted" by Type O Negative hits the arena as Jack quickly turns his attention to a producer on the outside, holding his hand over the microphone.
Jack Mason: You said he wasn't here tonight! Why is his music playing?! You said he wasn't here!
Jack looks down the aisle as the World Champion appears. Jack appears worried at the mammoth's presence.
Jack Mason: Look, I didn't mean LITERALLY here tonight ... I meant figuratively here tonight, as in literally at the pay-per-view. You big, dumb animal! Don't you understand anything?!
TT: He's digging a deeper and deeper hole, Bobby!
BC: But it is SO entertaining!
Magnus begins a slow walk down the aisle as his music fades.
Jack Mason: Woah! I was kidding with you! I was only kidding! Calm down!
Magnus hesitates halfway down the aisle.
Magnus Thunder: What manner of creature are you that I must trifle with you? A bug that I will crush beneath my feet? Or a dog to be beaten into submission? You may regard yourself as a warrior...but reality would say differently. At Last Man Standing, you faced the lesser mortals who battled for what they could not otherwise attain. At Valentine Bash, you will face the storm of my judgment, a storm which felled the eunuch Adams and the woman Nitemare and the eternal boy Mariano Fernandez. And now, having awakened a force of nature you could never hope to escape, have spoken the last insult you will ever utter without thought! At Valentine Bash, an event which to this day I have yet to be conquered, you will learn a simple and unforgettable lesson. That Magnus Thunder reigns supreme over all! Undeserving of my trouble though you are, I will nonetheless indulge your idiocy if only for a few moments of mirth at your feeble expense. A taste of things to come! FEEL THE WRATH OF THE STORM!
Magnus storms down to the ring. Before he can make it in to the ring, Kodiak Winters appears at the entrance.
TT: The interum boss is here!
Kodiak Winters: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on, boys! We're not going to have this happen tonight! You two will meet at the Valentine Bash...that is a done deal! But tonight, we're not going to have ANYTHING ruin the Championship Showcase match! With that said, I suggest this gets resolved quickly...or I'll send security down to escort both of you to the back!
BC: Screw that! Let them fight!
Mason and Magnus stare each other down as the scene fades.
We return to the back where a hand is seen knocking on Keith Daniels' door. Keith opens the door with a confused look on his face as the man hands him a huge Taco Bell bag.
Keith Daniels: What the hell is this?
Man: I don't know, I was just paid to deliver this to you.
Keith Daniels: From who?
Man: Can't say, there is a note inside the bag. Have a nice day.
Keith slams the door in the man's face as he dumps the contents of the back out on a table inside of his locker room. About ten tacos fall out along with twenty packets of fire sauce and a folded piece of paper. Keith unfolds the paper and starts the read the letter outloud.
Keith Daniels: "Stay loose buddy. -Brian" What the hell?
Keith reads the rest of the letter to himself as an evil grin starts to form across his face. After finishing, he tears the letter up and begins to eat as fast as he can as we return to the commentator's table.
TT: Welcome back! For those of you who are just joining us, before we went to commercial, our World Heavyweight Champion and number one contender had a face off of sorts!
BC: Our champion has overcome the odds in the past...but he's never faced an opponent quite like Jack Mason!
TT: And what do you make of the Taco Bell delivery, Bobby?!
BC: I'm not quite sure. But Daniels looked more than happy to start eating them!
"Voices" by Rev Theory blasts in the arena as Mike Laszlo walks out to the stage, hand in hand with Lilly Sparks by his side. The two stand atop the stage and slowly lookout into the crowd, devilish grins coming across their faces as they take in the boos of the crowd. They look at each other and share a kiss, smiling at one another before they head down the ramp as the song continues. He makes his way up the steps and enters as Lilly makes her way over to the corner. Laszlo enters the ring and grabs a mic from an official on the outside.
Mike Laszlo: Are you serious?! Here we stand...in Las Vegas...and I, in my own hometown do not have a match!
The crowd erupts in overwhelming boos.
Mike Laszlo: Winters, Xamin...maybe you don't know who I am! You can call me Mike Laszlo...and this...this is unacceptable!
TT: Who the hell is this guy?
BC: Mike Laszlo! Didn't you hear him?
TT: Not the point, Bobby...
Mike Laszlo: Well, if the management won't give me a match...I'll take it upon myself to make one! Who...who here wants a match against me?
Laszlo takes a look through the crowd at the many standing to volunteer. He climbs out of the ring and toward the barricade. He grabs ahold of a fan by the shirt.
Mike Laszlo: How about you, fat guy?! You want a match against me?!
Laszlo smirks as he shoves the fan back down in to his seat. He makes his way over to a little kid standing.
TT: You've got to be kidding me!
Mike Laszlo: Looks like we have a winner!
BC: Ha! That kid looks about thirteen!
TT: That's probably because he is!
Before Laszlo can pull the kid over the barricade, "99 Ways To Die" by MegaDeth erupts in the arena.
BC: Don't look at me! I have no clue who this could be!
The crowd looks toward the entrance in anticipation. The erupt in cheers as Scorpio steps out to the stage and poses for the crowd.
Ring Announcer: Making his way to the ring...from Hartford, Connecticut! Weighing in at two hundred sixty-five pounds...he is a former CWF World Tag Team Champion....SCORPIO!!!
TT: Seriously?! Scorpio?! Last time we saw him, he and his brother had defeated Just In Credible to become the second ever CWF World Tag Team Champions!
BC: Wasn't that back in 1998?
TT: I believe so!
Scorpio sprints down to the ring and slides under the bottom rope. He quickly climbs to the top turnbuckle as Laszlo slides in to the ring. Before Scorpio can hop down he is drilled from behind by Laszlo!
*DING! DING! DING!*
TT: A ref has rushed out here, and this is now an official match!
BC: Doesn't seem too fair as Laszlo has knocked Scorpio off the turnbuckles!
TT: Scorpio slow to get back to his feet...RUNNING BIG BOOT!
BC: I have a feeling that this match is almost over!
TT: Laszlo brings Scorpio back to his feet and lifts him overhead... He brings Scorpio back down...FACEBUSTER!!!
BC: What a move!
TT: And here's the cover!!!
*DING! DING! DING!*
TT: Scorpio was screwed!
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner...MIKE LASZLO!!!
Laszlo rolls out of the ring. He and Lilly make their way up the aisle as the official helps Scorpio out of the ring.
TT: An interesting start to the night! But still much more to come!
"Discotheque" by U2 begins to play as the arena lights go out. The video screen quickly flashes between a wide variety of colors...and suddenly turns to static as the music changes to patriotic music. Balloons and colored confete fall from the sky throughout the arena as Tige' comes walking down to the ring with Jagermeister following. He is dressed in his normal wrestling attire...except this time it is blue pants, a white shirt and red glasses. His shirt has his campaign logo on it and a picture of the CWF World Championship on the back. Tige' climbs into the ring and grabs the mic from an official outside of the ring.
Tige: I would just like to remind all of you to go VOTE FOR TIGE'! We are taking this campaign all the way to Sweden so Roland can vote as well! Now, I do not have faith in the CWF management or referees at this moment...so I have had talks with Mark Xamin and will be providing a former EWA ref for my match tonight! So...
Tige' points at the CWF referee.
Tige': Get your ass out of here! Here..
Tige' grabs the referee and places a piece of paper and DVD in his hands.
Tige': This is my note from Xamin...and this is a copy of Steve Jacobs: Agent Double 0-Zero fresh from China. Enjoy!
A referee with an EWA referee outfit slides into the ring as the CWF referee leaves confused.
TT: Is he serious, Bobby?! An EWA referee reffing this match?!
BC: I'm voting for Tige'! He was screwed last week! The Horsemen screwed him with the interference...management screwed him with allowing it to happen!
TT: In any case...Tige' is ready in the ring for our next match, which should be a classic!
Ring Announcer: Making his way to the ring...from River Falls, Wisconsin...weighing in at two hundred seventy-five pounds...a former CWF Tag Team Champion....a former FOUR TIME CWF Unified Champion....a former CWF National Champion...a former TWO TIME CWF World Heavyweight Champion...a member of the CWF Hall of Fame..."THE RULER" PAUL BLAIR!
The BlairVision Theme kicks in the arena as the crowd echoes with cheers. The Ruler steps out to the stage. Blair poses for his Ruler Rooters before making his way down the aisle. Blair makes it over to the steps, using them to enter the ring. He poses one last time for his Ruler Rooters before his music fades out. Blait locks eyes on Tige' and then turns his attention to the entrance stage.
Ring Announcer: And their opponent…from New York, New York…weighing in at two hundred eighty pounds…a former THREE TIME CWF World Heavyweight Champion, and ALSO a member of the CWF Hall of Fame.….PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE!
The crowd roars as "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath hits and Pledge Allegiance walks out from the back and poses on at the top of the ramp as red, white, and blue fireworks explode. He walks to the ring purposefully, one stride after another, his eyes never leaving the ring, the crowd completely tuned out. He steps through the ropes and hops to the center of the ring, outstretching his arms and circling, and then drops to his knees and looks to the heavens as more red, white and blue fireworks explode above the ring.
TT: The bell rings and Pledge heads right after Tige', as does Blair.
BC: The old guys are teaming up on..well...the other old guy. This is great. I feel like its 1997 all over again....remember when Tige' and Moomba were tag team champions?
TT: No...I forgot all about that.
BC: Apparently, so did Tige'! HA! Ain't THAT cool?
TT: You are shameless..meanwhile, in the ring, Tige' drops and rolls out of the ring as Pledge and Blair both lunge after him. Pledge then changes direction and nails Paul Blair in the small of the back with a falling double axe-handle.
BC: Blair just kissed the mat! Captain America all over the Ruler now and that's just not fair to Blair...
TT: Meanwhile, as Pledge is pulling Blair to his feet, Tige' slides in from the other side of the ring and drops to his knees behind Pledge...LOW BLOW by Tige'!!
BC: Blair meanwhile slides out of Pledge's grasp as the American Icon's eyes bulge out from the impact of Tige's crushing blow on his meat and two veg! Hey, at least some good could come from a shot to the balls like that Teddy...one line of the Osbourne tree is ended!!
TT: Will you stop it? Pledge now in trouble as Tige grabs him in a full nelson as Blair mule kicks him in the stomach..
BC: And Tige' pulls Pledge back up and in position for Blair again...then a left by Blair, and a Right.
TT: Tige' applying more pressure with the full nelson...wait...Pledge is getting a second wind Bobby...he's feeling the adrenaline of the crowd...
BC: And the capacity crowd can feel it Teddy...right here is the moment that changes destinies...Pledge is fighting out of the full nelson...Blair is shocked out of his mind at the resiliency of Pledge Alligence!
TT: He shouldn't be. Pledge is also a Hall of Famer...
BC: Yeah yeah, so are YOU Turnbuckle...at least I'VE been a champion...a competitor...one of the greatest of all time even...what are you? A journalist?
TT: I am.
BC: Well, you're no Carl Wild.
TT: Who? Back to the match..Pledge pulls free of Tige's grasp and turns around...BLAIRKICK!!!!!!
BC: NO!!!! Pledge ducks the Blairkick...Tige' shoves Blair out of the way, Pledge dizzy from the near Blairkick......Tige' from behind....TIGE TIME!!!
TT: This one might be over Bobby...Blair dives at Tige', but Tige' grabs him as he moves in and drops him with a falling DDT!
BC: Tige' danicng now in the ring....he walks over to the corner, breathing hard and leans out and motions to a ring tech...he is handed a mic... Tige': Ok.....you people....you see....what I'm doing....right here....in this ring....TWO ....TWO Hall of Famers...TWO former world champs...whew...damnit I need to get in better shape...whew..ok...so you have two of the greatest in the CWF, the last champion before Magnus Thunder...and a legend in the CWF, Paul Blair...and I've destroyed them both. So remember, when it's time...WHO'RE YOU GONNA VOTE FOR?!?!?
TT: And with that Tige's tosses the mic back to the ring tech and turns around.
BC: AND Blair nails him with a Blairkick!!!!
TT: Blair with a cover....1...........2......KICKOUT by Tige'!!!
BC: Don't even say it.
TT: Say what?
BC: That THAT was a close one for Tige'...
TT: Well, it was.
BC: NO - it wasn't. Tige' back on his feet after the TWO count...Blair up as well...and so is Pledge.
TT: Pledge coming right at Tige' again, but this time Blair doesn't intervene.
BC: And Tige' leaps over Pledge...Pledge off the ropes, Tige to his back...monkey flip on Pledge...and he nails an unsuspecting Blair!!!
TT: Tige' with a kip up....Blair on his back dazed.....
BC: Uh oh...Blair is incapacitated, and Pledge starts to stagger back to his feet...
TT: Tige' from behind again....TIGE' TIME AGAIN!!! MY GOD BOBBY.....MY GOD!! THAT HAS TO BE IT!!! THIS HAS TO BE OVER!!!!!
BC: Agreed Teddy Turnbuckle, and Trixie may get that insurance policy cashed just yet, because if Pledge gets back up...who know what could happen next. The ring is a dangerous place when you aren't on top of your game. And Pledge CLEARLY was not on his game this week.
TT: But Pledge is a Hall of Famer for a reason Bobby, he'll bounce back and ready to rock and roll next week. He's a staple of the CWF.
BC: (in Darth Vader impression) He is a member of the Rebel Alliance, and a traitor. Take him away!
TT: (rolls eyes) Oh brother...Tige; hooks the leg on Pledge...Blair stirring..........1.......2...
BC: Here comes Paul Blair...he's gonna try and dive to break the count....
TT: .........3!!!!! Blair doesn't make contact in time to save the match, but he fought well Bobby.
*DING! DING! DING!*
BC: That he did Teddy, but it just wasn't enough. Too little, too late, it's story of Blair's career.
TT: You're awful Bobby. Well folks, Tige' has made hsi claims, as propesterous as they may be, that he should get the shot at the world title in March, between Valentine's Bash and SuperCard VI, because we know wo the challenger in each of those shows will be.
BC: For what it's worth, I think Tige' showed the fans, and the whole CWF locker room that he may not be so crazy after all!
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner....TIGE'!!!!!
TT: Tige' with an impressive win here tonight as he continues his campaign!
A video package begins to play highlighting the feud between James Baker and Terry Richards.
TT: We're back ladies and gentlemen! Coming up next, we will see James Baker and Danielle Lopez taking on Terry Richards and Ashley Mastrangelo! It should be interesting!
BC: After the turn that The Richards Legion has taken, Baker better be careful tonight! The Richards Legion has gotten the upperhand week after week!
“Hail Mary” by 2Pac plays throughout the arena, strobe lights blinking a vary of colors as the crowd in attendance stand to their singing along to the lyrics of the song and just going crazy. Smoke starts hitting the ramp, fulfilling throughout the bottom level attendance. Cameras hit the entrance ramp, as out from behind of the videotron, headlights on high beams coming into view through all of the smog cruises a Black 64 Impala, switches slamming to the ground. The camera then switches to "Da Xtreme Gangsta" James Baker who is decked out in a white Emmitt Smith #22 Dallas Cowboys Jersey, black dickies and a black bandana on his head as he's driving the car, Danielle in the passenger's seat. The lowrider makes its way down the ramp, James is playing up to the audience as the audience giving off more positive feedback toward him, James then hits the car’s hydraulic switches once again, causing the car to bounce up and down before the nose of the car makes a stop right in front of the ring. The car then moves side to side, before halting in positon.
Ring Announcer: The following is a mix tag match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first...DANIELLE LOPEZ AND "DA XTREME GANGSTA" JAMES BAKER!!!
James opens his door, getting out of the car reaching into the upholstery to pick out a 40 ounce bottle of beer wrapped in a white bandana. He then slaps hands with the fans at the corner of the barricades and steps in between the ropes to get inside of the ring. He holds the ropes as Danielle make her way to the apron, entering the ring with him. James hops on the top turnbuckle and plays up to the audience a little more by throwing up the West Side Signal with his left hand while he takes a drink of his 40 ounce bottle of beer with his right hand. He hops off the ropes & then kneels down in the corner as he and Danielle wait for their opponents.
TT: Are you ready for this one, Bobby!
BC: Damn right! I get to see Ashley!
"3" by Britney Spears erupts in the arena as the crowd resounds in boos. Ashley steps out to the entrance, posing sexily for the crowd. She slowly struts down the aisle, ignoring every fan that she passes.
Ring Announcer: And their opponents...first, from Cleveland, Ohio...ASHLEY MASTRANGELO!!!
Ashley steps up to the apron, and once again sexily poses for the crowd. She climbs in to the ring and waits for her partner as her music fades out.
TT: There ya go, Bobby! There's your Ashley!
"Perfect Insanity" by Disturbed hits the PA system as the crowd boos heavily. The sirens go on as Terry Richards steps out of the curtain in his regular wrestling attire and his trademark confident smirk. He walks across the entrance ramp, custom Psychosis Championship draped around his shoulder, completely disregarding any fans.
Ring Announcer: And her partner...from Chicago, Illinois! Weighing in at one hundred eighty-six pounds...TERRY RICHARDS!!!
He slides under the bottom rope as the crowd boos harder. Pleased, Terry climbs to the second rope and holds the Psychosis Championship high above his head with both hands as pyro crazily blasts from all turnbuckles in a flurry of explosions. His music fades out as he hops down and hands his championship to an official outside of the ring. Ashley and Danielle step out to their respective aprons.
TT: Man, this guy is psycho!
BC: Yeah...I love it!
*DING! DING! DING!*
TT: Baker and Rich...
Before the two men can even lock up, "3" by Britney Spears hits the arena again. Ashley quickly turns her attention to the entrance as another blonde makes her way out. The blonde makes her way down the aisle and over near the commentator's table as Richards takes advantage with the boot to the gut on Baker!
TT: Is that Jinx?!
BC: I don't think so, Teddy! Looks like Ashley's twin sister!
TT: Asian twin sister?!
BC: Asian, American, Australian, Etheopian...does it matter?! She's hot!
TT: Whatever. Richards shoots Baker off in to the ropes and catches him with a hard right on the rebound! He grabs Baker, and he's pulling at his eyes! Raking them right in front of the ref! The ref calls for the break and Richards finally does! He brings Baker back to his feet and slugs him down to the mat with another right!
BC: This rivalry has become heated, Teddy! Baker...Richards...they have this bitter hatred for each other!
TT: Baker gets back to his feet as Richards swings with another right...but Baker blocks it! Baker with a hard left! And a right! Richards is reeling as he's backed in to the ropes! Baker with a boot to the gut, and he shoots Richards across the ring! Richards off the rebound...and Baker catches him with the sleeper!
BC: He's got it locked in tight!
TT: Richards struggles, and he drops down, catching Baker with a jawbreaker! Richards rolls to his corner...and here's the tag to Ashley!
BC: Smart move by Richards! This forces Baker out of the ring and Danielle in to the ring!
TT: Danielle and Ashley both in the ring, and they lock up. Danielle with a side headlock, and Ashley shoots her off in to the ropes. Richards grabs her by the hair, dropping her to the mat without the referee seeing!
BC: Ha! Beautiful...simply beautiful!
TT: Ashley mounts Danielle and hits her with shot after shot! The ref quickly pulls her off, holding her back as Richards taunts Danielle!
BC: Richards playing mind games here.
TT: Ashley grabs Danielle and brings her to her feet...backbreaker...and she makes the quick cover!
TT: Danielle kicks out! Ashley quickly brings Danielle to her feet and sends her to the corner. She follows in for a clothesline...but Danielle gets the boots up! Danielle on the second turnbuckle as Ashley stumbles out...she summersaults over Ashley...sunset flip...no! She holds Ashley's legs and slingshots her back in to the corner!
BC: That could bust an implant!
TT: Ashley stumbles out and turns around, and Danielle with a monkey flip! She waits as Ashley slowly starts to get back to her feet...running clothesline! Ashley slowly gets back up again...and again she's met with a clothesline! Danielle makes her way over to Ashley to bring her back to her feet...but Ashley pulls her down, dropping her chest first across the middle rope!
BC: Great move by Ashley!
TT: Ashley crawls to her corner, and she tags Richards back in! Baker flies in and levels Richards with a lariat of his own! Richards returns to his feet and Baker delivers the boot to the gut...fisherman's suplex! And he releases the leg! He waits as Richards slowly gets back up...and Richards catches him with a drop toe hold as he comes at Richards!
BC: Ring awareness, Teddy... Ring awareness!
TT: Richards waits as Baker slowly gets back to his feet...and he sets him up for the Shock Turn...but Baker blocks it! Baker with a neckbreaker...and a beautiful counter!
BC: Richards went for that Shock Turn to early!
TT: Baker waits for Richards to return to his feet...step up enziguri! Richards is down, and it looks like Baker may be going to the top...
BC: Looks like we may see All Eyez On Me!!!
As Baker makes his way to the top, Chris and Alex leap over the barricade and climb on to the apron. The ref tries to get them down as Baker turns his attention to them. Terry returns to his feet and crotches the distracted Baker on the top rope! Banks and Styles rush down the aisle as the crowd erupts in cheers. They attack Chris and Alex as Richards sets up for the Shock Turn off the top rope!
TT: Not a good position for Baker here! NO!!! He pushes Terry off of him!
BC: All hell has broken loose Teddy! The Richards Legion have slid in to the ring to escape Da Xtreme Dynasty!
TT: The Dynasty slide in to the ring and continue their attack...and the ref is calling for the bell!
*DING! DING! DING!*
BC: This has undoubtably ended in a no contest...but this goes to show you just what this feud has evolved to!
TT: Danielle is watching as the Dynasty and the Legion beat the hell out of each other! WAIT! Ashley from behind on Danielle...REJECTION!!!
BC: Danielle never saw it coming! And look at the smile on Ashley's face as she slides out of the ring!
TT: It doesn't look like she realizes it, but Jinx is right behind her, Bobby! Ashley turns around...and Jinx with the Black Symphony!
BC: Looks like security is on their way down to break this up, Teddy!
Security enters the ring and seperates the two groups as Jinx stands over Ashley with a smile on her face. We cut to Leon Lonewolf lacing up his boots and putting on his official referee shirt. Dennis Donnelly appears, wanting an interview.
DD: Mr. Lonewolf, toni-
Lonewolf holds up a finger, silencing Donnelly.
Leon Lonewolf: Call me Leon.
DD: L-Leon, tonight you won't be fighting, but calling the shots as you are the special guest referee for the match between Alex Ruettiger and Eddie Noble. What was your reaction after recieving the news?
Leon Lonewolf: Well, Dennis, I didn't wanna do this...at first...but then I figured this would help me. Not only can I show the world I'm not always mean and lean, but it can also clear my head of some...unwanted thoughts.
DD: What kind of unwanted thoughts?
Leon Lonewolf:Trust me. You don't wanna know.
DD: What do you think of Alex Ruettiger?
Leon gives a chuckle.
Leon Lonewolf: Alex Ruettiger... He seems like a great wrestler. He could be a champion soon. Now, I apologized earlier this week for anything that might've offended him. Now, as for tonight, I am supposed to be the guest referee for the match between him and Eddie Noble. Unlike other guest refs, I play fair. No fast or slow counts, no siding with anybody, nothing. I'm basically just a regular ref following the rules.
DD: One more quick thing: How do you like it here after three weeks of being in the CWF?
Leon Lonewolf: Oh, I love it here. Sure, I may be zero and three, but that will change. Not today, maybe not next week...but soon. Plus, I have a few people on my list that I wanna take care of personally. One in particular...to help a friend claim the CWF World Heavyweight Championship and save the one he loves from his grasp. And if I have to risk my life for it like Rei risked her's for Mariano, then that's what I'll do.
Leon walks away, leaving Donnelly standing in the locker room alone. Cut back to the commentator's table.
TT: Well, up next is Eddie Noble and Alex Ruettiger one on one...and Leon Lonewolf will be the guest referee!
Lonewolf makes his way down the aisle in his referee's shirt and in to the ring.
"Just" by Radiohead begins to play as a light is directed on the titantron. Eddie Noble walks through the curtain and stands under the light. Noble struts down the ramp, smirking and taunting at the fans.
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from New York City, weighing in at two hundred forty pounds… “THE NATURAL” EDDIE NOBLE!!!
He walks up the steel steps, walks to the middle of the apron and looks at all the fans booing him. He then gets into the ring and spreads his arms in the middle of the ring.
“Hollywood Whore” by Papa Roach hits the PA system to a huge ovation from the crowd. Alex Ruettiger comes out, tags the fan’s hands in a frenzy, and taunts his opponent.
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from South Bend, Indiana, weighing in at two hundred thirty-eight pounds… ALEX RUETTIGER!
Alex slides under the top rope and stares at his opponent, determined. “Maybe I’m a Lion” by The Black Mages reverberates throughout the entire arena and Leon Lonewolf comes out in full referee suit. He quickly slides under the bottom rope and orders the timekeeper to ring the bell.
*DING! DING! DING!*
TT: Alex at the attack already! Blow after blow… RIGHT HAND! Noble is out!
BC: He’s probably just another Kyle Sync. Bah.
TT: Alex lifts Noble up, BELLY TO BELLY S…NO! Noble lands on his feet… NECKBREAKER! Wow!
BC: Okay, now THAT’s impressive. Let’s see if Noble can keep that up.
TT: Eddie viciously stomping on his opponent. He stops, lifts him up, irish whip… Alex ducks, and bounces off the other side, now NOBLE ducks the clothesline…PELE! Noble hits a fantastic Pele kick! Eddie already lifting him up… HURRICANRANA! Cover!
BC: Leon’s being fair? What the hell? Screw that Rudy, my beast!
TT: You’re acting like he’s your minion.
BC: He’d be smart to join me.
TT: Anyways, it’s true that Leon is being a fair ref here… Eddie grabs Alex by the head and SHOVES him to the outside! OUCH!
BC: The Natural going to take a chance, this could be interesting… SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE TO THE OUTSIDE! Perfect!
TT: Outstanding hit by Eddie Noble!
Leon Lonewolf: 1!!!!
TT: Eddie is already up! He’s electric!
BC: Pulls Alex up…
Leon Lonewolf: 2!!!
BC: Right into the steel steps! That’s my man!
Leon Lonewolf: 3!!!
TT: Eddie rolls Alex back in to the ring and quickly follows. He brings Alex back to his feet and shoots him off in to the corner. Eddie follows in, and Alex moves! Alex grabs Eddie from behind...what the hell is this?!
BC: Alex staring up at the entrance stage...and it's Blood! What is he doing here?!
TT: Not wrestling, he's wearing a rather nice suit! Alex drops Eddie to the side as he looks up the aisle. Blood making his way down toward the ring...WAIT!!! Eddie turns Alex around...boot to the gut! NATURAL CAUSE!!! And here's the quick cover!
*DING! DING! DING!*
TT: Noble gets the victory as Blood caused the distraction!
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner..."THE NATURAL" EDDIE NOBLE!!!
TT: Alex is starting to come to as he now realizes what just happened!
Blood grabs a microphone and slides in to the ring as Ruettiger stares at him coldly, ready to attack.
Blood: Hold on, Alex... My intentions tonight were not to cost you the match. I actually came out here to apologize for last week.
TT: Is he serious?
BC: He looks serious...
Blood: Look Alex, I know that you have every right to be pissed after last week. I let my anger get the best of me, and I took it out on you. But you have to look at it from my side. I have been here for about ten years. And what have I gotten? I've competed in numerous main events, but I was never given that push to the next level like so many others have.
The crowd erupts in boos.
TT: Looks like the crowd is turning on Blood again!
Blood: You see these people, Alex? You see them? They sit here tonight in Las Vegas booing me. But they know that my words are true! Look at what has happened over the years! Men like Brian Adams...like Keith Daniels...like Mariano Fernandez...management tells them that they can step up...that they can reach that next level!
Ruettiger rips the microphone out of Blood's hand.
TT: A little tension here!
Alex Ruettiger: Why don't you just shut the hell up!
The crowd erupts in cheers.
Alex Ruettiger: What the hell makes you think that you're so special?! These men that you talk about...the ones who were pushed ahead of you. They were pushed ahead of you because they earned it! Brian Adams...he won the Last Man Standing Battle Royale! Keith Daniels...he has won match after match since returning! Mariano Fernandez...he not only defeated the World Heavyweight Champion to earn his push...but he also defeated YOU!
BC: Blood looks like he's about to blow!
Alex Ruettiger: So, why don't you shut up and start wrestling! Earn your spot!
The crowd blasts out with cheers again as Ruettiger grabs Blood by the collar of his suit, forcing him back in to the ropes.
Alex Ruettiger: Now, about last week...
Before Ruettiger can say another word, he is blast from behind by a man in black, face covered in bandages.
TT: What the hell is this?!
BC: I'm not sure! But it looks like Blood has a new ally!
The bandaged man picks up Ruettiger with a reverse facelock. He elevates Ruettiger...REVERSE JACKHAMMER!!! He flips Alex on to his back, getting face to face with him as Blood picks up the microphone, smirk on his face.
Blood: Alex...Alex...Alex. You my friend...you are an example. You come in and look to make a name for yourself. Like Mariano, you compete for two or three months and suddenly, you get a shot at the Heavyweight Championship rather than me! Not...any...more!
Blood tosses the mic outside of the ring as the man in bandages brings Ruettiger back to his feet. Blood leaps in the air...THE SUFFERING...and Ruettiger is back to the mat!
TT: What the hell is Blood's problem?
BC: I think he feels like he's been pushed in to the shadows, Teddy!
TT: Well, up next we will see the debut of CWF's newest aquisition...SJ Funk!
BC: I can't wait!
We cut to the Horsemen's locker room. Chemical X is pacing. Sickboy is seated on a folding chair with his head in his hands. Jack Mason is in the far corner of the locker room with Gonzo Goblin taping up his extremities, preparing for his match later that night. Bob Osbourne walks through the locker room doors…as he does, Chemical X grabs him by the shirt collar and slams him into the lockers…
Chemical X: Where the hell is Rob?!?!?
Bob Osbourne: HEY MAN! WHAT THE HELL?!?!?
Chemical X relaxes and lets go of Bob.
Chemical X: I’m sorry Bobby…I’m just losing my patience here man. We NEED The Nitemare to come back from…wherever the hell it is that he’s gone. That shit that happened last week? Just the start if we don’t have your Dad here to lead things. I’m one man…and I’m no Rob Osbourne. You still haven’t heard from him??
Bob Osbourne: Yeah, I did, I just didn’t want to tell you.
Sickboy: Whoa…what? You heard from him?
Bob Osbourne: No…Jesus Christ man…if I had, don’t you think I would tell you guys?
Chemical X: True. It’s no secret that “Operation: Diamonds Are Forever” didn’t go as we had planned. Now they want Curtis and I to go out there and belittle ourselves with this bull**** tag match against that wanna be Horsemen Jimmy Blast. We got a little surprise in store for the Blaster and whoever he convinces to tag up with his decrepit ass...
Bobby sets his bag on the bench and sits down next to it. He opens the bag and notices a note inside. The others are preoccupied as Bobby pulls the note out and reads it. He looks around at his fellow Horsemen before placing the note back in his bag. We cut back to the commentator's table.
TT: Decention within the Horsemen?
BC: Sounds like it might be!
TT: Steele is already in the ring as up next...we see the debut of SJ Funk!!!
The arena grows dark, before the intro beat to "Wild Side" by Motley Crue starts up. Red, blue and green strobe lighting starts stricking round the arena. As the main instrument intro continues, SJ walks from behind the curtain and throws both arms in the air as pyros start shooting from random positions to the side of him into the air. After a short while, SJ brings his arms down to his side with venom setting off more pyros at both side which shoot and encase him. After the pyros settle SJ makes his way to the ring slapping hands with fans enroute.
Ring Announcer: On his way to the ring...from Durham, England! Weighing in at two hundred sixty-eight pounds...SJ FUNK!!!
After climbing into the ring he spins into the centre before entering into a pose to which more Pyros shoot up to the sky from behind and to the sides before climbing to the second turnbuckle on the near left ring post and saluting the fans, in turn throwing his cap into the crowd. He looks to Steele as his music fades out.
*DING! DING! DING!*
TT: Funk and Steele with the lockup! Steele quickly forces Funk in to the corner...and he releases, only to deliver a hard right! Steele with a hard knee to the gut...and a second! He lifts Funk to the top turnbuckle...but Funk with a boot to the face!
BC: This is an important match for Funk! Never want to lose a debut match!
TT: Funk hops down from the corner and rushes at Steele for a hard lariat! Steele makes it back to his feet, and here's another lockup! Steele quickly floats in to a side headlock. Funk forces him off in to the ropes...and Steele levels him with a shoulder block on the rebound!
BC: After his attack on Blair last week, Steele is looking for a big win here tonight too...bastard!
TT: Steele brings Funk back to his feet, but Funk counters with a boot to the gut! Funk with a front facelock...DDT! And he shoots the half for the cover!
Steele kicks out! Funk lifts Steele to a seated position and applies a rear chinlock! The ref checks on Steele, but Steele is far from giving up! Steele struggles, and makes it back to his feet. Funk floats over to a side headlock but he's instantly lifted...back suplex! Steele slowly gets back to his feet. He brings Funk back to his feet, lifting him in the air...backbreaker! And a second! Steele drops Funk to the mat!
TT: Is it me, or has Steele become more vicious since last week?
BC: He definately has!
TT: Steele smiles as the crowd erupts in boos. He picks Funk up and sends him to the corner. Steele follows in...but Funk moves! Steele crashes in to the corner! Steele stumbles out and turns around...and Funk catches him with a spinebuster!
BC: That was some hard impact!
TT: Funk brings Steele back to his feet and traps the arms. Funk with a headbutt...another...another...and he tosses Steele overhead!
BC: That's a big man that he just tossed overhead...and he did it with such ease!
TT: Funk waiting as Steele slowly gets up to a knee...shining wizard! And he makes the cover!
TT: Steele kicks out! Funk quickly brings Steele to his feet and shoots him off in to the corner. Funk makes his way over to Steele, climbs the ropes...and he starts laying in right after right!
Funk finishes with one final hard right and hops down from the corner. Steele stumbles out as Funk grabs him with a belly to belly grip. He tries to bring Steele over...but Steele won't let him! Steele with a headbutt and Funk stumbles back...lariat by Steele! Funk starts to get back up....another vicious lariat! Funk slowly returns to his feet...DEATH DROP...NO!!! Funk stops it with a hard right to the skull! Steele drops Funk back to the mat...and Funk delivers a boot to the knee! Funk grabs Steele by the leg...dragonscrew legwhip!
TT: Funk is just getting more and more impressive as this match continues!
BC: Yes, but can he finish?
TT: We'll find out soon...it looks like he might be setting up for the end here!
BC: Come on, Funk!
TT: Steele slow to get to his feet...and Funk grabs him with a choke grip...no! Steele quickly breaks the grip! Steele hits the ropes. Steele on the rebound...NO! Funk with a dropkick to that knee again! He grabs Steele with another choke grip...chokeslam across the knee! And he quickly pulls Steele up for the double underhook...GO HOME DRIVER!!!
BC: What a devastating move!
*DING! DING! DING!*
TT: SJ Funk made the most of the attack on that knee!
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner...SJ FUNK!!!
BC: This man is going to be a rising star here in the CWF!
We cut to the parking lot where Bob Osbourne is standing, waiting.
Bob Osbourne: Where the hell are you?!
In the distance, a limo can be seen entering the parking lot. A smile comes to Bob's face as the limo edges near. The limo comes to a stop near Bob and he quickly opens the back door.
Bob Osbourne: I got your note...
The driver's door opens as we see Rob Osbourne sitting in the back seat of the limo...but it's not Rob. The dummy sitting in the back seat is dressed like Rob. Bob quickly turns after realizing only to be met with a kendo stick to the back! Bob falls to a knee as Mariano stands over him. He picks Bob up...RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP WITH THE KENDO STICK!!! He tosses the kendo stick down with a smirk on his face as he makes his way to the arena entrance.
TT: Welcome back!
BC: Did I see things right, Teddy?! Did Mariano Fernandez trick Bob Osbourne?!
TT: That's what it looked like to me! Bob had found a note in his bag, one that we can only presume he thought was from his Dad. He made his way out to the parking lot to wait for his Dad's arrival...but it appears that it was all a trick!
BC: A trick maybe...but it brings up an interesting point...where the hell is Rob Osbourne?! We haven't seen him since his loss at Last Man Standing! In fact, many have pushed the blame for the Horsemen's follies last week on Osbourne for abandoning them!
A video package begins to play...
Mariano hits the far ropes as Chemical X starts to get to his feet. Mariano on the return...summersault plancha...but Chemical X moves! Blair rolls to the outside as Chemical X returns to the apron...
TT: BLASTER!!! OH MY GOD!!! Blast just hit Chemical X with the Blaster on the apron!
Sickboy turns his attention to Blast. He makes his way over to Blast, but Blast backs down the steel steps.
TT: Issues with the Horsemen here as Blast just dropped his own partner with the Blaster!
BC: Sickboy needs to focus on the match, and not on his partner!
Daniels uses the ropes to pull himself back to his feet as Sickboy looks at Blast in confusion. Blast points behind Sickboy as Daniels waits...
TT: Sickboy turns around...LIVEWIRE!!! What a vicious clothesline!
BC: Sickboy was flipped inside out!
Daniels makes the nonchalant cover!
TT: Does anyone hit a better clothesline than Daniels?!
Blast quickly slides in to the ring and brings Sickboy to his feet...BLASTER!!!
We cut back to the commentator's table.
TT: Good god Bobby, four huge matches here tonight thus far and the action just keeps up at a non-stop pace. We’ve got a grudge match of sorts here tonight, as former Horsemen member Jimmy Blast and a partner of his choosing, will be taking on the new blood…the next generation of Horsemen - Chemical X and Sickboy.
BC: I’ve heard a ton of names being dropped all week to be the mystery partner for the Blaster here tonight Teddy and I for one don’t have a clue as to which one of these men on my short list it will be, but rest assured that anytime we see Jimmy Blast against The Horsemen there are sure to be some surprises.
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!!! Introducing first...hailing from Cincinnati, Ohio...he is a former CWF Tag Team Champion....former two time CWF National Champion....and former CWF World Heavyweight Champion...weighing in at 275 pounds... the legendary...the incomparable.......JIMMY BLAST!
"Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne rips through the PA as the crowd comes to their feet and the flash bulbs erupt. The Blaster appears at the top of the ramp, wrenching each wrist slowly, methodically... he locks his eyes on the ring and then heads down, slowly to the ring.
Jimmy Blast: Before I come down to the ring let’s cut the speculation about who my partner is. I’ve heard every name from Tony Mullins to Money Train…the Sandman to Rob Osbourne…Steve Dart to Roland Ulv. But I’ve noticed a rather growing trend recently in the CWF and that is DTA. Don’t Trust Anybody. When stuff gets like that, The Blaster knows the one man he can turn to….the best candidate…
Just as Jimmy Blast utters the word Candidate “Hail to the chief” begins playing and red, white, and blue confetti falls from the ceiling. The arena lights drop and the giant screen above the stage lights up. Soft music is heard as the shot fades from a wheat field in the mid-west, to a shot of a bustling New York city street, to a shot of fish market handlers in Seattle, to a shot of the Grand Ole Opry in Nashville, to a shot of the Lincoln Memorial in Washington DC and finally it fades into a mock-up oval office where Tige’, dressed in a fine suit, sits behind the desk.
Tige’: My fellow Americans…I come to you on this night to beseech you to make the right decision in the upcoming months. I know you have a choice…I know you want your voice to be heard…you are tired of the paper champion…you are tired of the same old same old….vote for ME…Tige’, as YOUR CWF World Heavyweight Championship Number One Contender and after you pick me to take out the Viagara Popping Viking, you can have a brand new World Champion. One you can have a legitimate reason to hate. Hatred fueled by corrupt actions, as opposed to hatred for no action at all!! Remember when you go to the polls, this one very important thing…AIN’T IT COOL?
The video screen goes black and the lights come back on in the arena. Jimmy Blast stands poised at the top of the ramp as the announcer is about to speak “Thunderstruck” by AC/DC plays as a near seven foot tall, and three hundred plus pound man whose face is no stranger to the CWF faithful, steps out onto the stage next to Blast as the fans tear the roof off of the arena.
Ring Announcer: And his partner…he is a former TWO TIME CWF Unified Champion….THREE TIME CWF Tag Team Champion…TWO TIME CWF National Champion…AND A FORMER CWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD….THIS…IS….NEMESIS!!!!!
TT: MY GOD!! NEMESIS IS HERE!!!!
BC: I see that Teddy. Shady Pines must have shut down. We’ve had more old timers come back into the fold recently than I could have ever dreamt of. Rob Osbourne, Roland Ulv, Jimmy Blast, Jack Mason, Tige’….now we see Nemesis….and there are rumors out there Teddy…
TT: Well Bobby Crane, you know how I feel about rumors.
BC: I know…but you way want to hear this one Turnbuckle…not one…not two…but THREE rumored CWF Returns are floating around on the dirt sheets…get this…HUDSON…
TT: RICKY F’ING CHAMBERS?!?!?!?!?!
BC:…and…AND…the one…the only…”Studly” Ste-
BC: No, no…it’s true…”Studly” Steve Dart was seen at the CWF Towers in Toronto last week. I don’t know what may come of it, but he WAS there.
TT: Reliable sources and all that, right?
BC: Yeah, smart ass, as a matter of fact they are the most reliable sources I have…lefty and righty…my own two eyes Teddy! I SAW and SPOKE with Steve Dart.
BC: And…it’s classified. If I told you…
TT: Yeah, yeah…you’d have to kill me. That is huge…and so is Nemesis. And Chemical X and Sickboy are CLEARLY at a disadvantage in this one now Bobby. Blast and Nemesis were one of the most storied tag teams in the annals of the CWF!
BC: They were…WERE…being the key word. The question remains…can history repeat itself??
TT: Steve Dart was a legendary member of the Horsemen…you don’t think??
BC: Dart with Blast or Dart with Osbourne would NOT be good for the rest of the CWF, that’s for sure.
TT: I’m looking forward to this match much more than I had been five minutes ago Bobby.
Ring Announcer: And their opponents…
Once more the jumbo screen above the stage comes up from black to show Chemical X and Sickboy sitting on the hood of a sleek black Audi near the quad in the center of the UNLV campus a few blocks from the arena. The camera tightens up as Chemical X starts to speak and Sickboy gets in the black Audi and begins revving the engine.
Chemical X: Curtis and I really, REALLY wanted to take this opportunity to send a message to good ole Jimmy Blast. Jimmy…James…Blaster. Now, we could have done this by coming to the ring and handing you and that genetic freak a lesson in humility. We could have taken the opportunity to come down to the ring and make you eat your slanderous words as of late about how the current incarnation of The Horsemen are a let down, and how we don’t hold up against The Horsemen rosters of days gone by. I mean, sure…we have only been the single most dominant force the CWF has seen in this era. We at one point held all but the tag team championships…and we’ve won more handedly and without needing to cheat to do so at a much higher percentage than YOUR Horsemen Blaster. Yet, you still continue to insult us at every turn. Not anymore. You chose to screw us over a few weeks back…tonight, we’re going to do the same. You can have your cheap win James, because Curtis and I won’t be taking part in this mockery of a match. Referee…start the 10 count…
TT: That's Jimmy Blast's Audi...we've seen it countless times in the past.
BC: It definitely looks like Blast's Audi...
The ref begins the ten count…as he reaches a count of six, Chemical X turns to Sickboy and nods his head and he spins a few donuts on the quad and then turns the vehicle and angles it at a large oak tree and floors it. Just as the ref is reaching a 9 count Sickboy lodges a baseball bat on the gas pedal and leaps from the car….as the ref gets to 10 and motions for the bell the Audi slams into the tree and explodes as the bell rings. Jimmy Blast and Nemesis, in the ring watching, become enraged as Chemical X and Sickboy crack up laughing and the jumbo screen goes black.
*DING! DING! DING!*
Ring Announcer: Here are your winners as a result of a countout…NEMESIS AND JIMMY BLAST!!!
TT: This has to be disappointing for Blast and Nemesis!
BC: What a way to ruin a return though!
TT: Indeed! So, are you excited about next week, Bobby?
BC: Of course I am! Next week is the return of Late Night with Bobby Crane!
TT: That's right, folks! Live from New York...it'll be Late Night with Bobby Crane!
BC: Did you see our guest list, Teddy?! We're going to have members of the Horsemen...Keith Daniels...Brian Adams...Mariano Fernandez...Magnus Thunder...and from what I've heard, there may be more!
TT: Well I, as well as the rest of the CWF fans are looking forward to that show!
BC: Of course you are...and of course they are! They get to see me!
The Mortal Kombat Theme blasts in the arena as the crowd erupts in cheers. The lights strobe different colors throughout the dark arena as Jeffrey Bogard steps out to the stage.
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!!! Introducing first, from Miramar, Florida! Weighing in at two hundred fifty pounds..."DRAGON BLUE" JEFFREY BOGARD!!!
Bogard makes his way down the aisle, tagging the fans hands. He climbs on to the apron and in to the ring. He stands in the center of the ring and poses for the crowd as his music fades out.
TT: This could be a big step for the Double Dragons if Bogard can get the win here tonight!
The arena goes dark and the crowd goes quiet with anticipation. In a split second the entire place explodes with flashes of light and loud music as fireworks fire up and down the entryway and "To Boston" by Dropkick Murphy's blares over the PA system. As the fireworks die down Cyril O'Reilly appears at the top of the entryway.
Ring Announcer : Making his way to the ring...from Wicklow, Ireland! Weighing in at two hundred thirty pounds...he is one half of the CWF World Tag Team Champions...CYRIL O'REILLY!!!
A mixed reaction from the crowd. Cyril finally makes his way into the ring via the stairs and instantly locks eyes with Bogard as his music fades out.
TT: Cyril looks to be in a serious mood here!
BC: Well, it's a big match for him as well! A chance to prove why he and his brother are the tag team champions!
*DING! DING! DING!*
TT: Cyril and Bogard with the lockup. Cyril has the advantage as he forces Bogard in to the ropes. Cyril whips him across the ring...off the rebound...hip toss! Bogard quickly is back to his feet and rushes at Cyril...another hip toss...and he applies the armbar!
BC: This is the first time that we've seen one of the O'Reilly's in singles action! Has to be difficult wrestling in this kind of a match when you're used to having a partner to tag!
TT: Bogard struggles but makes it to his feet. He counters Cyril with an arm drag. Bogard whips Cyril in to the ropes...and he gets him with a hip toss of his own...instantly floating in to that armbar as well!
BC: Quick technical wrestling here from both parties!
TT: Cyril struggles, and he's back to his feet. Bogard with the arm drag and twist...russian legsweep! And here's the quick cover!
Cyril quickly kicks out. Bogard brings him back to his feet and shoots him off in to the corner. Bogard follows in for the clothesline...and Cyril catches him, driving him back to the mat with a vicious urinagi! He brings Bogard back to his feet...bridging back suplex...and he quickly releases as Bogard lands hard on the back of his head!
TT: What a move!
BC: Bogard is in obvious pain after that one!
TT: Cyril brings Bogard back to his feet with a front facelock. He lifts Bogard vertical...and begins to walk around the ring! The blood is rushing to Bogard's head...and he drops him with a beautiful vertical suplex! Cyril quickly applies a leg lock, and Bogard may be in trouble here!
The ref checks on Bogard who finds himself again in pain! Bogard struggles to break apart Cyril's legs, but Cyril has the submission locked in tight! Bogard tries pulling himself to the ropes...he's close...and he has them! Cyril releases the leg lock and quickly brings Bogard back to his feet. He forces Bogard in to the corner...shoulder to the gut...and another! He grabs Bogard by the arm and whips him...but Bogard collapses as a result of the injured knee!
BC: This is not good for Jeffrey Bogard! He obviously has the injured leg here, and Cyril is sure to expose it!
TT: Cyril brings Bogard back to his feet again. He lifts Bogard in the air...shinbreaker! Cyril holds the leg, and he's trying to flip Bogard over for the single leg crab...but Bogard kicks him off!
BC: A much needed move by Bogard! If Cyril would have gotten him with that boston crab, it more than likely would have spelled the end!
TT: Bogard is back to his feet now as Cyril comes at him. Bogard with a hard right, and Cyril is rocked! Another right! Cyril comes at Bogard again...back body drop!
Bogard takes a moment to catch his breath. He bring Cyril back to his feet with a front facelock. Bogard with a suplex! He grabs Cyril by the arm and applies an overhead key lock! The ref checks on Cyril, but Cyril is quick to bring himself back to his feet. Bogard shoots him in to the corner. He follows in...big splash...NO!!! Cyril moves at the last second, and Bogard lands chest first in to the top turnbuckle! Bogard stumbles out, turning to Cyril...overhead belly to belly!
TT: Cyril once again takes the advantage!
BC: This match is so important for Jeffrey Bogard! If he can score a victory over Cyril tonight, you'd have to believe that the Dragons would be in line for a shot at those Tag Team titles!
TT: Cyril flips Bogard on to his belly and mounts him...and he applies a full nelson!
BC: Not good! This is a devastating hold! A full nelson combined with a form of the camel clutch! Very painful for the back and the neck...not to mention that your arms are trapped!
TT: Bogard is struggling as the ref checks on him! He's trying to make it back to his feet...and he finally does! He still struggles as Cyril locks the hold in tighter!
BC: He needs to break Cyril's grip!
TT: He's reaching back, trying to pry apart Cyril's interlocked fingers! He's fighting it...and look at this! Bogard is seperating Cyril's hands! He spins around and delivers a boot to Cyril's gut! Hard knee to Cyril's jaw...and the champion is back on the mat!
BC: Exactly what Bogard needed!
TT: Bogard slowly brings Cyril back to his feet...and he drills him with a right...a left to the kidney...a hard right to the skull...a left hook...
BC: This could be the Dynamic Mess'em Up Punch!
TT: Bogard with the heart punch...NO!!! Cyril gets his hand in the way! He pushes Bogard off...and here's a running big boot!
BC: He damn near took Bogard's head off with that boot!
TT: Cyril brings Bogard back to his feet with a front facelock...SERIAL SUPLEX!!!
*DING! DING! DING!*
TT: That's it...this match is over!
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner...one half of the CWF World Tag Team Champions...CYRIL O'REILLY!!!
The ref raises Cyril's hand in the air as Ray rushes down to the ring. He slides under the bottom rope as Bogard slowly gets back to his feet...THWACK!!! Ray drills Bogard with his championship belt!
TT: Ray from out of nowhere!
BC: Look at the shock on Cyril's face!
TT: Ray drops his belt and brings Bogard back to his feet with a front facelock...DUBLIN DROP!!!
BC: WAIT! Here comes Johnny Lee!
TT: Lee quickly slides in to the ring! He comes at Ray with a hard right...and another! Ray falls to the mat! He goes after Cyril hitting him with a right...and a second!
BC: Why the hell is he attacking Cyril?! Cyril didn't do anything here!
TT: Cyril is brought to the mat with a hard right! Lee turns to Ray...DUBLIN DROP!!! MY GOD!!! He planted Lee with that Dublin Drop!
BC: Such a vicious move!
Ray brings Johnny Lee to his feet, holding his arms from behind. He shouts at Cyril to hit him, but Cyril is reluctant. Cyril leans over and grabs the championship. Ray continues to scream the orders...THWACK!!! Cyril drills Lee with the belt!
TT: The O'Reilly's with an impact here tonight! But if you ask me, Cyril still looks uneasy about what he just did!
Cut backstage wherre Chemical X is seen walking down the hall. All of a sudden he is hit from behind with a baseball bat by Brian Adams! Brian gives him another shot to the back to make sure he's out. Brian takes a look around the halls to make sure the Horsemen are out of sight. When he feels comfortable enough, he throws the bat down and picks Chemical X up by his arms and starts to drag him away. He drags X down the hall and to the restroom. The stall is currently in use at the moment. Feet, belonging to a man of obvious huge starture can be seen under the stall door. Brian curses his luck as he drags Chemical X farther in to the bathroom. Now at the stall, Brian starts banging on the door trying to hurry the man up.
Brian Adams: Hurry up in there, I got a fresh on!
Keith Daniels: So do I A**hole!
Brian Adams: You've been in there for twenty minutes! What's the hold up?!
Keith Daniels: Ten tacos and too much fire sauce, that's what you moron!
Brian Adams: We ain't got all day, they could be coming any minute.
Keith Daniels: Would you at least let me wipe? God...
A few moments later Keith opens the door taking shallow breaths. By the pale look on his face, he did quite a job in there for the past twenty to thirty minutes or so.
Keith Daniels: Hold your breath!
Brian Adams: Jesus Christ, Keith! It smells like a biological f*ckin' warfare in there!
Keith Daniels: Well, that's why we have our little devil dog here, don't we?
Brian Adams: Marines are trained for anything Keith, no matter what kind of sh*t they step into...
Keith Daniels: Or dive into in this case..
Brian Adams: Ooh, that's a good one.
Keith Daniels: Shut the hell up and get him in there!
Brian drags him into the stall, his face cringing at the rancid smell of Keith's most recent bowel movements that have yet to be flushed. Brian props Chemical X up so his face is facing the toilet bowl. Brian forces himself to kneel down and starts talking to Chemical X.
Brian Adams: You're out of time X. You boys are in a war that you can't possibly win or hope to survive. You want to insult us? You want to talk sh*t to us ? That's fine, but I think it's about time I make you eat your words. Literally.
Chemical X is only half conscious from the two shots he took earlier from the baseball bat. Switch to a view inside the toilet bowl, which is filled with Keith's liquid feces, caused by the spicey food he had eaten earlier in the show. A sadistic smile comes across Brian's face as he palms the back of X's head and forces his face down into the toilet bowl. At this point, X has figured out what is happening and starts to struggle. His hand goes for the flush handle but Brian slaps it down and holds his arm down. After a few moments X stops struggling and Brian lifts his head up. Covered in toilet paper, feces and dirty water diluted with urine, Brian laughs at the site of X who seems exhausted from not being able to breathe. Brian leans down once again to Chemical X still holding the back of his head.
Brian Adams: Oorah motherfu--
Brian slams Chemical X's forehead off the edge of the toilet bowl and lets him fall to the floor. He stands for a moment, appreciating the work before walking away and exiting the restroom.
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We return to the arena as "Represent" by Hed P.E. plays out the PA system as fireworks start to blast out of the entrance ramp. A mixed reaction drowns out the music as Brian Adams emerges from the curtains. He spins around showing himself off to the crowd, pointing at himself and taunting the fans as he continues towards the ring.
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!!! Introducing first, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania...weighing in at two hundred forty pounds..."THE FLAWLESS ONE" BRIAN ADAMS!!!
A few hands reach out for Brian but he doesn't bother acknowledging them as he runs up the steel steps posing for the crowd before stepping inbetween the ropes. He spins around again as he takes off his t-shirt and throws it out into the crowd. He makes his way over to the corner and leans back while he waits for Mariano.
TT: Adams has one hell of a feat to overcome here tonight!
Ring Announcer: His opponent...from Buenos Aires, Argentina! Weighing in at one hundred seventy-six pounds...MARIANO "SHADOW" FERNANDEZ!!!
"Strike Of The Ninja" by Dragonforce hits the arena as the crowd erupts in cheers. Mariano rushes down the aisle and under the bottom rope. He quickly returns to his feet and poses for the crowd as his music fades out.
TT: This is the biggest match in Mariano's young career!
BC: Do you think he can actually defeat "The Flawless One"?!
*DING! DING! DING!*
TT: Here we go, Bobby! I know you've been anticipating this match all week!
BC: Of course I have! Regardless of what I have to say about the gnat, it doesn't take away from the fact that he has defeated our current World Champion as well as a number of our great superstars here in the CWF! Men like Chemical X and Maniac!
TT: Adams with the lockup...and he forces Mariano in to the ropes. Adams quickly switches to a side headlock and forces Mariano to the mat! Mariano struggles as Adams applies more pressure...and he's able to counter the side headlock with a headscissors! Adams struggles now, and he forces Mariano's legs apart!
BC: That's going to be the difference maker in this match, Teddy! Adams has the overall experience advantage and a slight weight advantage!
TT: Both men quickly return to their feet, and here's another collar and elbow tieup! Adams again floats over to the side headlock, but this time Mariano quickly pushes him off in to the ropes! Adams on the rebound, and Mariano drops to the mat as Adams leaps over him! Adams hits the opposite ropes and on the rebound...Mariano with a leap frog!
BC: The gnat's agility is impressive!
TT: Adams hits the ropes again! He comes at Mariano from the rebound...and Mariano with the quick rollup!
TT: Mariano with an attempt at ending this match early!
Both men return to their feet. Mariano rushes at Adams, leaping up...and he spins Adams around near the ropes, sending him out of the ring with a hurricanrana...and Mariano lands on the apron! Mariano climbs back in to the ring as Adams makes his way to the barricade. Mariano hits the far ropes as Adams pulls himself back up. Mariano leaps over the top for a suicide dive...and he's met with a dropkick to the chest from Adams!
TT: Adams with a dropkick, and Mariano is down!
BC: That has to be painful, Teddy! The speed that Mariano had during that leap, only to have Adams' boots driven in to his chest!
TT: The crowd boos as Adams picks Mariano back up and rolls him in to the ring. Adams follows him in...and here's a rear chinlock!
BC: Adams is so dangerous when he starts applying this technical base! Like the man or hate him...he is simply one of the best we have here in the CWF!
TT: I think that became apparent when he returned at Last Man Standing and earned himself a shot at the World Heavyweight Championship at SuperCard VI!
BC: Mariano needs to find a way out of this move. Adams knows that this move won't make his opponent tap out...but it'll slow Mariano down!
TT: Mariano is struggling, but he's able to get to his feet. Adams switches to a side headlock and Mariano instantly tries to push him off, but Adams holds his ground! He holds the headlock tighter, and Mariano is struggling to try to pull himself near the ropes. Adams releases the headlock and grabs the arm...arm drag and twist! And here's a back chop!
BC: Mariano is going to have to rely on his quickness if he wants to beat this veteran!
TT: Adams has Mariano backed in to the ropes and he whips him acorss the ring. Adams catches Mariano on the rebound and tosses him in to the air...Mariano with a dropkick counter!
BC: That's what he needs!
TT: Adams stumbles back to the ropes as Mariano returns to his feet...spinwheel kick, and Adams is knocked out to the apron! Mariano with a springboard...and he dropkicks Adams to the outside!
BC: Nice move by the gnat!
TT: Mariano rolls out of the ring and brings Adams back to his feet. He rolls Adams in to the ring and climbs to the apron. Mariano with the slingshot...summersault senton!
BC: Here's that quick offense!
Mariano quickly hits the far ropes and returns with a legdrop. He grabs Adams by the arm and drags him near the center of the ring. Mariano with another springboard...MOONSAULT...and he has the cover!!!
TT: Adams rolls the shoulder!
BC: So close!
TT: Mariano waits for Adams to return to his feet. He leaps to the top with a springboard...spins around...head scissors takedown! Adams is slowly getting back up as Mariano waits...vicious knee lift to the jaw! Mariano grabs Adams with the side headlock...running bulldog!
BC: The gnat has gained full control of this match!
TT: Mariano delivers the knee to Adams' skull...and another! He backs off as Adams is starting to get back up. Mariano rushes in...spinwheel...NO!!! Adams catches him and drives him to the mat with a variation of a powerslam!
BC: Right when it looks like Mariano may have the advantage, Adams pulls it away!
TT: Adams stumbles to the ropes, leaning on them to catch his breath as Mariano slowly gets back up. Adams is waiting...THE LAST CHAP...NO!!! Mariano saw it coming and dropped to the mat!
BC: Smart move there!
TT: Mariano is back to his feet and takes Adams down with a judo flip! Adams is down...and Mariano connects with a standing moonsault!
Adams rolls the shoulder at the last second! Frustration sets in on Mariano's face as he gets back to his feet. He waits as Adams slowly gets up...YAKUZA...NO!!! Adams catches the foot! Adams with a short arm lariat, and Mariano is down! Adams brings Mariano back to his feet...sidewalk slam! He hits the far ropes...and drops the knee on the return!
TT: Right to the skull! Adams quickly brings Mariano back to his feet...hangman's neckbreaker...and he makes the cover!
TT: Mariano with the kickout! Adams brings Mariano to his feet...and Mariano pushes him off! Mariano with a feliner spin kick...but Adams ducks it and Mariano crashes to the mat!
BC: Mariano was coming full force there! If he would have hit that...this would have been over!
TT: Mariano is slow to return to his feet...LAST CHAPTER!!! Adams taking full advantage of the missed move by Mariano!
*DING! DING! DING!*
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner..."THE FLAWLESS ONE" BRIAN ADAMS!!!
TT: Mariano put up one hell of a fight...but Adams was able to pick up the victory!
BC: Who can stop "The Flawless One"?!
We head backstage, where we see Sickboy approaching his locker room. He opens the door and the room is completely dark. He reaches for the switch and flips it, but still no light.
Sickboy: Seriously? Of course this would happen in Nevada, of all places...
He walks in and disappears into the darkness. After few moments, we hear three loud bangs inside the room. After another minute or so, out emerges the CWF National Champion Keith Daniels with Sickboy draped over his shoulder. Almost as if in a hurry, he immediately turns right and dashes down the hallway. A left and another right he makes before bursting out a door labeled 'EXIT'. He busts out into the parking lot and heads directly for a car that's parked all by itself about five hundred meters away.
Keith Daniels: You think it's cool to do everything we do, huh, Sickboy?
Sickboy, unconscious at this point, doesn't answer back.
Keith Daniels: You think it's really f[BEEP]ing creative to do back to us what we do to you? Yeah. I know why you're not saying anything. You know you're an unoriginal bastard. But that's alright.
Daniels slams Sickboy's head into the trunk of the car for extra measure.
Keith Daniels: There's nothing 'cool' about what I'm going to do to you.
Daniels begins to laugh to himself.
Keith Daniels: Matter of fact, after the burn you feel this week, I think you will have learned your lesson. Anything you can do, we've already done better. Now get in the ****ing car!
Keith Daniels opens the back door to this generic car and throws Sickboy inside. He picks up a gas can from the floor board and begins to dump it all over Sickboy, as well as the rest of the car.
Keith Daniels: Rub that in. It's good for your skin.
Sickboy, still unconscious just lays in the back seat. Daniels rolls the window down and slams the door shut. He empties the rest of the container on the hood and roof of the car.
Keith Daniels: This is a lesson you can learn over and over and over again, if you even survive. You guys wanted to kill us last week? Seriously? When you look in the mirror, I want you to remember this when you see the scars. I want you to know that, if you continue to mess with any of us, this is going to continue to happen. You will never escape. With that...
Keith Daniels pulls a match book from his pocket and lights one.
Keith Daniels: I bid you farewell.
He tosses the match into the car and immediately, flames erupt throughout the inside of the car. Keith Daniels quickly leaves the scene as we return to the commentator's table.
TT: Bobby, what the hell was that?!
BC: This feud has definitely become heated...no pun intended!
TT: We are being informed that CWF officials have made their way to the parking lot to put out the fire...but we are unsure of Sickboy's condition at this point! We will keep you posted as we learn more!
Cut to the Horsemen's locker room door. It opens, and out steps Bob Osbourne, Unified Championship around his waist. He makes his way down the hallway, heading toward the ring. Cut to Keith Daniels' locker room. He finishes lacing his boots, grabs his National Championship and stands. He drapes the belt over his shoulder and steps out of his locker room. Daniels makes his way down the hall as we cut to Magnus Thunder. He reaches down to the bench and grabs his Heavyweight Championship. He drapes it across his shoulder and makes his way out of the locker room. He begins to make his way down the hall but suddenly stops. He stares forward at Mariano Fernandez who stops and stares back at Magnus.
Backstage in the bathroom, a figure lays upon the floor. It's Brian Adams. He lays motionless, blood covering his face. The mirror is shattered with shards laying upon the floor. A sink is laying in pieces on the floor. Zoom out and return to the commentator's table.
TT: Was that Brian Adams?!
BC: It sure looked like him!
TT: Things have gotten way out of hand here tonight, Bobby! Xamin's absence has brought out the worst in people! I mean, Chemical X recieved that swirly earlier!
BC: Hey now, that was actually funny!
TT: Sickboy was taken to a medical facility after Daniels placed him in that car and started it on fire!
BC: Payback for the execution simulation!
TT: And now...we're not sure who exactly did this...but Brian Adams has been laid out! And it looks like it was a brutal attack!
BC: You'd have to believe that the Horsemen had something to do with it!
TT: Well, Bobby! It's time for our main event! This is going to be one hell of a fight Bobby. There is absolutely no love lost between Keith Daniels and Magnus Thunder.
BC: Not to mention the pure hatred that both Thunder and Daniels have for anyone with the last name Osbourne…Bobby Boy’s got his work cut out for him tonight!
"Scream" by Avenged Sevenfold hits the arena as the crowd begins to boo. As the scream opens, white lights flash. When the song kicks in, orange and white flash in and out as Bob makes his way to the ring.
Ring Announcer: The following contest is the Championship Showcase!!! Introducing first, from Orlando, Florida! Weighing in at two hundred fifteen pounds...the CWF Unified Champion...BOB OSBOURNE!!!
Bob slides into the ring and jumps up on the turnbuckle. He slowly smirks and raises his fists to the crowd as his music fades.
"If you mad I'm on top, then wish me gone
If you mad I'm on the road, then wish me home
And if you mad that I'm right, punk wish me wrong
But after your three wishes - BLOW IT OUT YA ASS!"
Suddenly, "Blow It Out" by Ludacris blasts in the arena as the crowd erupts in both boos and cheers. The lights dim and Keith Daniels makes his way to the stage. Blue spotlights begin to roam about in the crowd while Daniels looks out. Darkness shrouds Daniels as he looks around. He raises a fist and the fireworks begin to blast on the stage, blinding the crowd.
Ring Announcer: On his way to the ring... from Orlando, Florida! Weighing in at three hundred forty-six pounds...he is the CWF National Champion..."THE DANGEROUS ONE" KEITH DANIELS!
Daniels begins to walk down the ramp, taunting the fans in the front row. He climbs onto the apron and steps between the ropes and walks to the left turnbuckle. He scans the crowd briefly before spreading his arms wide, inviting the fans to take in his glory. He climbs down and walks to the other side of the ring, a smirk on his face. Once again climbing the turnbuckle, he begins to shout at the fans in the front row and point to himself as he again opens his arms to the crowd. He hops down again, turns around, and begins to nonchalantly lean against the turnbuckle, awaiting the start of the match as his music fades out.
Thunder erupts as lightning strikes the stage. The instrumental version of "Haunted" by Type O Negative blasts in the arena as the lights go out. Magnus Thunder steps out to the stage, World Championship draped across his shoulder. He doesn't stop, doesn't hesitate, only makes his way down the aisle.
Ring Announcer: Making his way to the ring...from Jotunheim, Norway! Weighing in at five hundred pounds...the CWF World Heavyweight Champion...MAGNUS THUNDER!!!
Magnus steps on to the apron and over the top rope. He quickly hands his belt to an official on the outside as his music fades and the lights return to normal.
*DING! DING! DING!*
TT: Here we go! Three champions...one ring!
BC: Ha! Make that two champions! Bobby has decided to step out of the ring!
TT: But it doesn't face our other two champions as they lockup! Magnus forces Daniels in to the corner...and Daniels quickly reverses, forcing Magnus in to the corner! Daniels with a hard right...and the champ delivers a hard right in return! Magnus with a boot to the gut...and he quickly drives Daniels' face first in to the top turnbuckle!
BC: I have a feeling that this is going to be one hell of a brawl!
TT: Daniels gets his head driven in to the turnbuckle one more time...and Magnus quickly whips him across the ring! Magnus rushes in...big splash in the corner, and Daniels crumbles to the mat!
As Magnus is distracted, Bobby sneaks back in to the ring...chop block from behind! Magnus falls to one knee as Bobby grabs him from behind...russian legsweep! Bobby quickly returns to his feet and begins to stomp away at both of his opponents! He makes his way to the corner and taunts the crowd, pround of his actions!
TT: Bobby better watch out! Magnus and Daniels are both getting to their feet! Bobby hops down, and he slides out of the ring as he notices the mammoths staring him down! Magnus climbs out of the ring on one side...Daniels on the other! They're making their way toward Bobby...
BC: Bobby is in trouble here!
TT: Daniels rushes at Bobby as Magnus edges closer...and Bobby ducks out of the way of a clothesline, forcing Daniels to level Magnus!
BC: Intelligence, Teddy! Intelligence!
TT: Daniels continues to give chase to Bobby as Bobby slides in to the ring. Daniels slides in after him...and Bobby catches him with a stomp as he slides in!
BC: Bobby needs to keep this one on one if he wants to win!
TT: Bobby quickly brings Daniels back to his feet and sends him to the corner. Bobby follows in...knee lift! Bobby grabs Daniels...running bulldog out of the corner!
BC: Come on, Bobby!
Bob Osbourne: TAP N' SCREAM!!!
Bobby flips Daniels on to his back and locks his legs. He leans forward...locking in the TNS!!! Daniels struggles as Bobby tries to force his shoulders to the mat! The ref checks on Daniels...but Daniels isn't read to give up! He's reaching out, trying to grab the ropes as Magnus makes it to the apron. Magnus enters the ring and grabs Bobby with a double grip around the head from behind...
TT: Oh my! Bobby is caught! He's trying to escape as he's forced to release the TNS! Bobby reaches up...and he quickly drops down, nailing Magnus with a jawbreaker!
BC: Excellent counter!
TT: Magnus stumbles back as Daniels slowly returns to his feet. Bobby grabs Daniels and forces him toward Magnus...and Magnus catches him with a big boot! Bobby quickly springboards...spins in mid air...NO!!! Magnus catches him by the throat and drives him to the mat with a chokeslam!
BC: No escape for Bobby there!
TT: Magnus is trying to catch his breath. He reaches down to pick up Bobby...NO!!! Daniels with a boot to Magnus! He lifts Magnus to his shoulders...possibly looking for The Final Verdict...but Magnus hits an elbow...and another! Daniels drops Magnus...and Magnus boots Daniels in the gut! He has him set up for the Thunderstorm!
TT: Magnus lifts Daniels high in to the air...NO! Bobby with a chop block from behind, and Magnus drops Daniels to the mat! Daniels rolls out to the apron as Bobby quickly makes his way to Magnus' front...BADD DREAM!!!
BC: MY GOD!!! Bobby could do it here!
TT: Bobby rolls Magnus over for the cover!!!
TT: Daniels made it back in to the ring just in time to break up the count! Daniels grabs Bobby and tosses him out of the ring as he waits for Magnus to return to his feet. Magnus is slow to get up. Daniels hits the ropes...and Bobby with the low bridge, dropping Daniels out of the ring!
BC: Bobby with a smart move! I believe Daniels was looking for the Livewire there!
TT: Bobby on the apron...and he hits the springboard...head scissors takedown on Magnus...and he sends Magnus chest first on the middle rope! Bobby hits the far ropes as Daniels uses the apron to pull himself back up...BLACKOUT!!! He hit Daniels...and Daniels' head hit Magnus'!!! Magnus stumbles back...
BC: Come on Bobby!!!
TT: Bobby with the springboard...SHINING...NO!!! Magnus ducked it! Daniels is back in the ring as Bobby lands awkwardly on his feet! Magnus makes his way to the ropes...
BC: Damn it!
BC: Daniels clotheslines Bob Osbourne and damn near takes his head off! Magnus now on Daniels…Thunder and Daniels trading lefts and rights…Daniels with a hard left…and another…and another…and Magnus has got nothing for him….this can’t go on much longer Turnbuckle!!
TT: I think you’re right Bobby…look…
Teddy Turnbuckle points to the crowd. Making their way through the fans down to the barricade is Rob Osbourne and a massive mountain of a man in all black with a black leather face mask covering his features.
TT: Magnus distracted here...WAIT! Daniels lifts him to the shoulder...THE FINAL VERDICT!!! And he has a cover on the champ!
*DING! DING! DING!*
TT: Daniels has done it!
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner...the CWF National Champ...
Before the Ring Announcer can finish, Retribution slides in to the ring. Daniels returns to his feet...SPEAR!!! Daniels crumbles to the mat and rolls to the outside!
TT: As Retribution nails Daniels, Magnus goes for Rob Osbourne, but Osbourne backs into the corner and puts both hands up pleading with the World Champion….
BC: Wait a damned minute!!! Retribution from behind…full nelson driver!!! And Osbourne pulls Magnus back up with Retribution's help……BADD DREAM!!
TT: GOOD GOD BOBBY CRANE!!! MAGNUS THUNDER IS GETTING HIS ASS HANDED TO HIM BY RETRIBUTION AND OSBOURNE!!!
BC: Magnus is down….Daniels is down….and Rob Osbourne, the man formerly known as “The Nitemare” has a mic in his hand!
Rob Osbourne: I….
The crowd begins to chant…. “NITEMARE”…”NITEMARE”...”NITEMARE”
Rob Osbourne: You can scream at the top of your lungs people, but The Nitemare is dead.
The crowd slowly fades their “NITEMARE” chant out and begin to boo and fling trash at the ring.
Rob Osbourne: You see…I’ve turned over a new leaf and for a change…I’ll be honest with you people. I didn’t know if I was coming back to the CWF after Last Man Standing. Because contrary to what this sack of shit says…
Osbourne kicks Magnus.
Rob Osbourne: I lost a VERY close match. And I lost the match because people like Tige’ and “The Radiantly Retarded” Roland Ulv decided they couldn’t keep their noses out of my business. I had you in check Thunder…you know it…I know it…these fans know it….all the boys in the back know it…and most importantly, Mark Xamin knows it. Your hand may have been raised Magnus. You may still wear MY World Heavyweight Championship…but YOU didn’t beat me pal. I’m warning ALL of you right now…do not stick your nose in my business again…if you do…you deal with this man!!
Rob pats Retribution on the shoulder.
Rob Osbourne: You see, this is my six foot, ten inch, three hundred and twenty-five pound insurance policy. Make no mistake about it CWF faithful…Rob Osbourne is back…and there is going to be hell to pay. The time of Retribution has come for the CWF…may God have mercy on their souls!!!
“All Nightmare Long” by Metallica plays as Osbourne and Retribution climb out of the ring. They make their way in to the crowd as Chemical X storms down the aisle. He attacks Daniels who is getting to his feet! Bobby joins in and the three make their way through the crowd brawling. The lights in the arena suddenly go out as lightning strikes the turnbuckles as well as the entrance stage with thunder cracking in the background.
Jack Mason: Magnus Thunder ... you will soon be facing me, the Jackass, an opponent the likes of which you have never seen before. You will not survive, Magnus. I'm not afraid of your games or your magic tricks. As you can see, I know a little something about visual and audio tricks, too ...
The lightning and thunder to suddenly stop, and the arena is black again. The ring lights up red, and the end of the entrance lights up red. Magnus is slowly getting up, as Jack Mason appears at the end of the ramp. The crowd erupts in a chorus of boo's. A liquid suddenly appears, oozing out from under the ring as Jack makes his way down to the ring with the red spotlight following him...
Jack Mason: Oh, and Magnus Thunder ... I also know a little something about HELL, too!! AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Gonzo Goblin suddenly jumps out from the crowd and lights a match. He tosses it into the liquid around the ring, and fire rapidly spreads, surrounding the ring in tall flames, reaching higher than Magnus himself. Magnus is surrounded.
TT: OH MY GOD, BOBBY!!! SOMEONE NEEDS TO PUT THIS FIRE OUT!!!
The fire spreads to the ropes and apron, closing Magnus in Jack and Gonzo stand outside laughing at the sight as the ring itself begins to burn!
TT: Where the hell are the extinguishers?!
BC: Probably used them all for that car earlier!
Jack and Gonzo leap over the barricade and in to the crowd as CWF officials rush to the ring, extinguishers in hand.
TT: Damn it! We're out of time folks! Join us next week for Late Night with Bobby Crane!
The official begin extinguishing the fire.
Fade to black.